Paleosexual

An outdoorsman who has sexual relationships with dinosaurs

Oh that t-Rex is a sexy beast, I must be a paleosexual

by Dinobanger69 June 10, 2022

Pale Ball Syndrome

A syndrome occurring to a man who does not sun his balls. Most typically known as a: soyboy, little bitch, high estrogen levels, a loser

Miami guy1: Did you see Billy Corben crying again on Twitter?

Miami guy2: Bro, did I. That’s every day, that guy has major pale ball syndrome

by WJHTS August 9, 2022

Pale Patty

White woman

Daaammn, look at that pale patty saving that black homeless man as Pale Pattie’s usually do.

by HistorianHiMe August 15, 2022

pale orc

A reference to famous antagonist of the Hobbit movie trilogy, but refers to the action of ejaculating on someones face; aka "a facial"

"Sebby was sleeping ever so soundly in the morning yesterday, it was further satisfying to see him in such a relaxed state after I pale orced all over him".

by NotThePaleOrc November 1, 2022

Palekini

The exposed area of the bikini regions after tanning.

After a long day at the beach, upon entering the shower, Katy realized she was sporting a palekini.

by Agrizzy13 August 27, 2022

Pale Horse

Fentanyl
Heroin was called "horse" for many years, and fentanyl (sometimes called china white) is nasically a pale or lighter colored horse. .

8 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.

by KrashWorship September 9, 2022

Palento

A conversation that has been going on for too long. A palento is typically used to describe a group call where no one has anything to say, so they just say random words that make no sense.

Person 1: Jinkatwinkalabon.
Person 2: I'm gonna leave now, this call has become a palento.

by Wendelin Hikmat Sëvero Nÿstrom September 20, 2022