Payton helen murzyn

She is a very iconic person, they also love woojin so so much💖!! They are a leprechaun and love irish jigging they are so amazing. Remember to still dream🥹

“Yo dawg is that Payton helen murzyn? Arent they woojins biggest simp?”

by .yongbokz May 7, 2022

Paeton

Really really short. Like 4 foot nothing. Super kind until your friends with her. Then she bullies you. Other than that, she sucks at watching stranger things. Doesn’t know how to stay quiet during mamma Mia plays, loves Victoria secret roses a little too much, and most of all… maybe is good at ringette?? To be honest I've never seen her play. She’s fun to hang around with, does stupid enough things to make you die laughing, and once she gets comfortable with you, will start admit kinks… but all in all she’s quite the something. She’s super fun to be around and do whatever you want. Her flicks also hurt like a bitch. Anyways paeton has long hair. Pretty cool eyes, braces (loser), and an actual sense of style (although I pick most outfits). Her bed is typically comfortable as all hell. She’s pretty flirty when she’s drunk.

Marshall: hey I have 20 dollars

Paeton: Yeah I stole it
Marshall: oh okay :(

by MarshallBirch May 29, 2022

Mark Paston

The true God of New Zealand, Mark made the save which took New Zealand to the World Cup Finals

Troy Lochhead, "I'll just kick this guy in the leg LOLZ!!!!"

Bahraini, "I'll just fall over because I'm a fucking cheat"

Ref, "PENALTY ME THINKS!!!!"

Largest crowd in NZ's History of Football, "Fucking NZs gonna choke like every other sport... oh well... keep faith boys... CHIN UP!"

Meanwhile... Bahraini players are running around the ground celebrating like they've already qualified.

Bahraini Number 16, "OMGs This is going to be sooooz easy... a certain goal thats why I was celebrating five seconds ago11"

Mark Paston, -silence-

Bahraini Number 16, "Bottom right me thinks"

Commentator, "PASTON SAVES IT!"

Largest crowd in NZ's History of Football, "YAEAYAYYAASAGDHASDHGASHDGJAGHDKHGASJDHSJAHDJHASDJHAKSDHJASGHDHGASHDGJSAGDHAGSDHGASDJASBDJNASDNASDNJASHDJHASDNKASGDHABSDNABHBVBADVBHDSBVJSDVJKSDBVNLSDJV" xinfinite

Upon returning to Bahrain #16 was thrown into an oil well.

by Michael from YF Lol November 18, 2009

paton

cok-sucka

by Anonymous May 20, 2003

paxton

A unusually white-large assed girl. She has curly hair that resembles pubic hair. No big deal though. She has an odd sex noise and ride's a purple bike usually. Be aware when around one. They do bite.

Shit that paxton has a huge ass.

Fuck she just bite me! Must me a paxton.

by shannon369 February 10, 2009

paxton

A larger, generally obese woman whos only intention is to climb her own social ladder. Paxton will do or say anything to hurt you. A very very easy girl to sleep with all she needs is a few vodkas. Just a big white slut bag

Person " what happened to your friend paxton?

paxton" when i get bored of my friends i sleep with their boyfriend"

by andromeada November 19, 2013

Payton Manning

to stick a regulation sized NFL football in your vagina (females only) or anus (either sex) and exert enough pressure to hurl it at least 40 yards with pin-point accuracy

Man 1: "Hey, Man 2, you wanna do the Payton Manning?"

Man 2: "No man, my butt isn't loose, you should do it with Sally, it would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"

Sally: "He's right"

by JT Super Bad December 14, 2008