smut puppy

Someone who is a sucker for smut, sex, pornos and strippers.
Also, a band from Michigan.

any guy who thinks watching porn together is a date, is a total smut puppy.

by Katie(has a sense of humor) April 25, 2007

Corn Puppy

A Corn Puppy is a special kind of fart that is small but still potent. It is named after the sound it makes which resembles a short popping sound. The sound has to be a deep pop rather than a squeak or any other high pitched flatulence.

Wow Nate that was one hell of a corn puppy, you should probably stop eating burritos all the time.

by Sam seibert December 08, 2006

Grass Puppy

Cow.

Look at the grass puppy!!

by BQ Atkin October 20, 2020

Douche Puppy

The combination of being a large douche bag and a little bitch.

Rainey, you love anal sex and doo doo butter so much...what a Douche Puppy

by Donny1010 May 28, 2008

puppy shits

A synonym for diarrhea, typically caused by excessively greasy or questionable food. Puppy shits refers to the typically runny consistency of puppy feces.

"Bro, we should have skipped the Taco Bell run. I have an explosive case of the puppy shits.

by milkmuppetlove November 14, 2011

Puppy fuck

What cougars crave! A young guy that is picked up by older women.

Hey Betty look at that puppy fuck sitting at the bar, im going to take him home and teach him a lesson or two.

by Beckozz December 02, 2011

puppy-cat

pup-py-cat. noun. (pup-pee-kat)

A cat that presents with the behaviors and/or training of the average family dog.

I think I prefer a puppy-cat over a kitty-dog.

by turtlespoon February 06, 2010