pooter

a slutty girl, most likely named kristin, with a disgustingly misshapen head and a terrible fake tan. probably works at the place at which she tans.

Oh man, did you see that slut pooter today? What the fuck is up with her face?

by johnny rotten2 December 18, 2008

Birth Control Poster Boy

Kids who dont belong on the face of the earth and appear on birth control commercials

Eric Fishel should be a Birth Control Poster Boy because hes so fuckin ugly and half-retarded looking

by True to my Roots July 7, 2003

pooter

a person who poots (farts) poop instead of fart

i was a pooter and my pants were soiled

by eichlerpoot6 April 15, 2010

pooter shooter

A shot of liquor taken from a womans behind

Damn, that stipper gives the best Pooter Shooter.

by MaDaHo November 7, 2006

pooter

a person who needs anger management and went shit doesnt go his way you better get back

i was scared when that pooter's car broke down.

by juiui August 2, 2008

Pooter

A very small, tiny, puckered asshole.

My pooter hurt after OstrichJr came over and did the nasty in my booty.

by Maggy July 31, 2003

pooter goo

the juicy secretions of a womans pooter

" She left pooter goo all on my back seat last night!"

by Armando Delara January 6, 2007