pasta surprise

A pasta surprise is when an Italian is giving deep throat and sneezes at the same time as the man cums, resulting in jizz shoots out of their nose, looking like pasta.

She was giving me head in Rome but then her allergies acted up and she gave me a pasta surprise.

by dandanmatressman May 26, 2022

creepy pasta

A creepy pasta is a written fictional story on the creepy pasta website made to scare/frighten the reader many of the things in creepy pastas are talked about outside of website website like slendeman,sonic.exe to name a few.

friend 1:have you seen the creepy pasta it was about insert creepy pasta here and gave me the chills

friend 2:wow that insane must have been creepy

by pumpkin- April 11, 2022

pasta pals

Tony Tomato's group of misfit friends. His girlfriend, Elise, the douche pad. As well as his best buddy, Car, the cock.

"Those crazy pasta pals are always helping tony out when he gets those damned chubrock things. It really is too bad that the novelty of attaching a dildo to a food service mascot isn't present when the mascots are already sexual in nature. I mean come on, she is a douche pad and he is a cock."

by andyfellovernet June 17, 2003

The Backwards Pasta

When a person make a fresh plate of pasta with pasta sauce (usually a red sauce) and needs someone to shove the entire dish of noodles in sauce in their ass to be able to reach climax

Jeff sent me like 17 pictures of his pasta dish. He must really want me to do the Backwards Pasta on him.

by Soggybiacuiiiit November 14, 2021

Pasta cabronara

An imaginary food that turns the eater into a cabron (asshole). Italian/Spanish equivalent of haterade.

"Dude, what's up with José today?"
"I don't know man, he must have had pasta cabronara with extra sauce for dinner."

by ffw8ten February 4, 2022

Pasta salad

A word used to refer to a vague (and ultimately empty) promise to do something.

"Oh shoot I forgot the pasta salad I was going to make you for your birthday. I'll have it the next time I see you."

by Cortney Brabaw February 9, 2022

pasta artery

Artistic but swag penguin lover

pasta artery is a cool guy.

by Ixhent October 19, 2021