Owen Voke

A geeky british pleb. Usually keeps to himself. Only socializes when playing battlefield online with his GoD

After what happened, I just want to be Owen Voke

by joshurst October 1, 2016

Bad Owen

Someone who smells vary poorly

He needs to shower he is a bad owen

by Yodeling ostrich June 1, 2019

Owen Sny

One of the cutest beings known to man. Comparable to the cute Shrek and Big Chungus, the Owen can be found living in a swamp. He likes memes and avengers. You can see him live at the Shrek the 18th exhibit eating some dumplings. He is horrible at game pigeon. And loves green chicken

Wow you look great. Are you related to Owen?

Damn your sexy, lemme guess your role model. Owen Sny?

You like cute competitions? Try Owen

by cuteboi443 October 10, 2019

Owens Twins

Sex God Brothers who go down on as many chicks as they do each other.

Did you hear the Owens Twins in the next room other last night? They roared like dinosaurs.

by MilanoBoi November 20, 2019

Owen patter

Repeating a burn back to the person who said it

I said “ur fat” Owen replied, “no, ur fat” Someone said “first person to go off has to send a picture of their Willie” (Owen goes off and then comes back) “come on Owen u have to do it” Owen replies “u like Willie” Owen patter

by The lord himself 123 January 2, 2021

Daddy Owen

OH MY GOD SO SEXY OMG. He is so very hot and so sexy omg.

Eli: Daddy Owen you are so sexy!
Daddy Owen: I know right

by NoBody6969Daddy February 1, 2021

Owen Johnson

A loud and obnoxious man, Owen Johnson can be found shouting out things like "LITTLE MANNN" and "IT'S WEDGE'S BIRTHDAY!" between mouthfulls of cake, political debates and un-comformable anti-religious beliefs. His motivation to do well in life is based upon the fact that he resides in the county slum, aka Tonyrefail, thus his schoolwork is immaculately presented and is well received by his teachers, and love is felt towards them by Owen, apart from Mrs Goodridge whom he has a distaste for due to the resentment felt towards Owen after discovering that he is a homophobe. Although Owen's stomach sticks out as much as a rucksack carried by an Afghan in an American airport, Owen is a lovely boy and can be extremely attentive and caring, once asking me "yow orait". His lack of a belt - which reveals his neatly manicured and shaved arsehole - is compensated for by his beautiful smile. Owen is a gorgeous boy and will succeed in his life which will unfortunately be cut short, due to a high possibility of developing heart disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes or a heart attack.

"I did an Owen Johnson last night"
"What?! You revised for 7 hours straight?"

by Mark Greenberg June 6, 2018