The Cum Run

"The Cum Run" is what you call it when you run across the hallway to the bathroom while covered in your own ejaculate. This would occur when you have forgotten to bring tissues to clean up after masturbating. (The running part is to prevent cum from dripping on the floor.)

"My housemates caught me doing 'The Cum Run'."

by Lanky Wanker May 19, 2019

Period Run

When you're driving, and you get caught at every red light.

"Sorry I'm late, I had a period run on my way here."

by Andy and Sandy September 6, 2016

Runners runs

The explosive, and sometimes satisfying, diarrhea one experiences after completing some form of running event, excluding short sprints. Side effects may include burning, itching, or destroyed anus, and/or required decommission of toilet and bathroom for an extended period of time

"Hey, great job on that 5K, want to go hang out with the team?"
"No man, I got a bad case of Runners runs, I'll catch up with you in a bit."

"Are you done in there?"
"Yeah, but you might want some Febreze or matches, I had a bad case of Runners runs."
"What the hell man..."
"Sorry"

by jewfish910 January 27, 2012

Run Ricky

A dude that runs from his problems

A man named jace runs from his problems ; man trying to fight him RUN RICKY

by Blauhhh December 19, 2019

Taco Run

an group gathering at any eating place, especially between orchestra members

Joel:"Hey Jill, you joining us for the Taco run?"
Jill:"Yeah, fo sho! Where at?"
Joel:"Oh idk, anywhere we can eat."

by domothev December 18, 2012

Chocolate Run

When you must rush home in time to make bowel movements, or a chocolate deposit, it is said that you are making a chocolate run.

"Damn, I really had to fly on that chocolate run, or I might have soiled myself."

by WORLDSTARRR October 5, 2013

run the taps

To drink one of every beer available on tap at a given bar.

Dave and I are going over to the pub to run the taps.

by unlinkedlist August 9, 2010