by The Deelie January 13, 2005
Get the The Nickelmug. 
“Damn, that dumb ass ho bag wooden nickel digger gunna be real disappointed when that shitbag, pseudo-lawyer hands her Soviet era toilet paper to wipe that cum off her chin.
by Johnny Goldmember October 11, 2021
Get the Wooden Nickel Diggermug. The ultimate Jew
Is a Jew that is so Jewey, they won't even stoop to pick up pennies as they see them as below them because of how much money they have.
Is a Jew that is so Jewey, they won't even stoop to pick up pennies as they see them as below them because of how much money they have.
Guy 1: did you see how that douche was talking down to that guy cuz his dad's rich?
Guy 2: yeah, that fucker's definitely a Nickel Jew.
Guy 2: yeah, that fucker's definitely a Nickel Jew.
by Evil white man April 22, 2019
Get the Nickel Jewmug. Special fermented German "black bread" dat supposedly makes a gal tipsy enough to be willing to let you perform a "pressurized injection" between her legs, and only charges you five cents for said "ultimate privilege".
Ordinarily da ladies either don't seem overly interested in letting me "get it on" wif dem, or else they want astronomical sums before they'll "surrender da goods" to me. Maybe if I start offering dem tasty PB&J's made wif slices of Pump'er-nickel bread, its fermented-mash content will "loosen them up" sufficiently dat dey'll allow me super-cheap access to their precious "honey-holes", after all.
by QuacksO August 30, 2022
Get the Pump'er-nickelmug. by Paisley_pony March 28, 2012
Get the Chocolate Covered Wooden Nickelmug. A phrase used when yelling or making a point of exhaustion, anger, or surprise. Used to avoid cursing.
by Spazzzzz08 October 31, 2013
Get the fudger nickelsmug.