october 11

if youre born on october 11 that means you are a recycling bin.

i was born on october 11 which means im a recycling bin

by crackalackingg February 9, 2020

October 14

Let Zach grab or smack your ass day. A day we’re no one is safe

It’s October 14 I gotta smack your ass

by Diamondminer69 October 13, 2019

October 13

The day that you should ask your dream girl out, I did and it turned out well cuz she said yes. Just do it pussy

Dude: be my girlfriend

Girl: yes would you like sloppy top as well?
Dude: I’m so glad I asked on October 13

by Kesney’s boyfriend October 15, 2019

October 18

National kiss your crush day! One of the few days a year you can actually have an excuse to kiss your crush wether theyre single or taken!

October 18th:
*Girl kisses crush who has a girlfriend already* Crush: what was that for?
Girl: Today is national kiss your crush day!

by YoBaeTay October 16, 2019

October 13 & April 14

The days in which two lazy bitches began walking this earth.

October 13 & April 14 are the two days of the year when bitches be triflin.

by Vigilant Eyes November 5, 2019

October 14

No underwear day

Tomorrow is October 14
U know what that means? No underwear day !

by A human 𝚖𝚢𝚊𝚜𝚜23 October 12, 2019

October 11

Fun fact: people born on this day have a 2/10 chance of being named with an ad to begin their name

October 11th is intact the 11th day of october

by NotfunnyDidntlaugh October 21, 2019