A loud and obnoxious man, Owen Johnson can be found shouting out things like "LITTLE MANNN" and "IT'S WEDGE'S BIRTHDAY!" between mouthfulls of cake, political debates and un-comformable anti-religious beliefs. His motivation to do well in life is based upon the fact that he resides in the county slum, aka Tonyrefail, thus his schoolwork is immaculately presented and is well received by his teachers, and love is felt towards them by Owen, apart from Mrs Goodridge whom he has a distaste for due to the resentment felt towards Owen after discovering that he is a homophobe. Although Owen's stomach sticks out as much as a rucksack carried by an Afghan in an American airport, Owen is a lovely boy and can be extremely attentive and caring, once asking me "yow orait". His lack of a belt - which reveals his neatly manicured and shaved arsehole - is compensated for by his beautiful smile. Owen is a gorgeous boy and will succeed in his life which will unfortunately be cut short, due to a high possibility of developing heart disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes or a heart attack.
by Mark Greenberg June 6, 2018
Get the Owen Johnsonmug. Hes a bloody cunt that is incredibly annoying, especially if you sit besides him in maths, and he always either attempts to outsmart you or physically hurt you
Me: Owen What's up
Owen elias: nothing you idiot, btw fo you know the pythagorean theory because I do.
Me:of course I do you silly nonce
Owen elias: ok the fuck you "proceeds to kick my shin"
Owen elias: nothing you idiot, btw fo you know the pythagorean theory because I do.
Me:of course I do you silly nonce
Owen elias: ok the fuck you "proceeds to kick my shin"
by Gabba is the goat April 27, 2022
Get the owen eliasmug. Owen Hardy is the best person, they're amazing in general (looks, personality, body) they're also hard working and determined to do the best and always be at the top no matter what. This also makes them very competitive and wants to win at literally anything and will not stop at anything to do so. So don't get in his way.
Also Owen is a massive hit with the girls, he's a charmer and will make sure they're safe and comfortable all the time. he'll also go the extra distance when he meets the girl he likes and do anything to make her happy.
Furthermore, Owen is also a protecter, he'll keep you safe and make sure you don't do anything silly whether you're drunk or just in general stupid he'll protect you and keep you safe and away from any danger. So if you're ever in need or need help call him and he'll come as soon as possible and help you with the current situation, this also comes along with trust so ig you need to tell him something you can know its staying between you two only.
However, Owen sounds perfect but he does have a occasional temper when he doesn't get his way and he likes to make sure he is correct and will fight to make sure he is but he can also accept he is wrong when he knows. additionally, he'll also brag about being right so make sure he isn't but i know it'll be hard.
Also Owen is a massive hit with the girls, he's a charmer and will make sure they're safe and comfortable all the time. he'll also go the extra distance when he meets the girl he likes and do anything to make her happy.
Furthermore, Owen is also a protecter, he'll keep you safe and make sure you don't do anything silly whether you're drunk or just in general stupid he'll protect you and keep you safe and away from any danger. So if you're ever in need or need help call him and he'll come as soon as possible and help you with the current situation, this also comes along with trust so ig you need to tell him something you can know its staying between you two only.
However, Owen sounds perfect but he does have a occasional temper when he doesn't get his way and he likes to make sure he is correct and will fight to make sure he is but he can also accept he is wrong when he knows. additionally, he'll also brag about being right so make sure he isn't but i know it'll be hard.
Owen Hardy is most likely the best person to have as a friend as he's just in general a great person and will keep you safe.
by Tobi|_|Smith March 16, 2021
Get the Owen Hardymug. That niBBa who skates, drinks at least 5 gallons of Arizona a day, and wear Vans and Adidas every fuckin day.
by Youryu0hfjaljfhjlkhaljksg July 22, 2017
Get the owen burkemug. A known youtuber/Rapper.His rapper name lil oxi and his first song ever Mocha is coming out on April 1 2018.He is in he progress of recording Anarchy in the studio
by Sylvia Hammond April 8, 2018
Get the owen murraymug. A geeky british pleb. Usually keeps to himself. Only socializes when playing battlefield online with his GoD
by joshurst October 1, 2016
Get the Owen Vokemug. I said “ur fat” Owen replied, “no, ur fat” Someone said “first person to go off has to send a picture of their Willie” (Owen goes off and then comes back) “come on Owen u have to do it” Owen replies “u like Willie” Owen patter
by The lord himself 123 January 2, 2021
Get the Owen pattermug.