Arby's number 2

When a women has partaken in sexual activity too often and is left with pussy lips that can be compared to an Arby's roast beef sandwich

Man 1 "dude I think I'm going to try and sleep with Jessica."
Man 2 " nah man I heard she's got an Arby's number 2."
Man 1 "forget it that's disgusting."

by Tito Hughes December 11, 2014

Mambo Number 5

A hypnotic trance men with an unusual swagger put woman into in order to perform ass to mouth

A little bit of Monica in my life,

A little bit of Erica by my side.

A little bit of Rita's what I need,

A little bit of Tina's what I see.

A little bit of Sandra in the sun,

A little bit of Mary all night long.

A little bit of Jessica here I am,

A little bit of you makes me your man!

Mambo Number 5.

-Lou Bega

by Fuzzy Slippers (The Brother) January 1, 2012

nuclear wessels

1. What Chekhov says to the cop in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.

2. What to ask old people or Republicans when you meet them on the street. Russian accent is essential for maximum hilarity.

Person: Esscuse me, vere are se nuclear wessels?

Old person or Republican: Oh my gosh, communist!

Person: Epic fail, McCarthy.

(Then you run away singing the yodel thing at the beginning of "Numa Numa")

by theteddybearatemysandwich! June 1, 2009

going number 4

When you take a crap, flush and wipe thinking you're done, then realize you have to go again.

"Did you go number two?"
"Nah man, I was going number 4. Stupid bastard crept up on me."

by Jesus Cornholio May 28, 2012

number 11 bus

Walking somewhere on your own two legs that God gave you.

(The legs each represent a "1.")

"Lazy North American mofos are so dependent on their cars they won't even take the frigging number 11 bus 2 blocks."

by SeaBat June 12, 2006

Rule Number One

No fat chicks.

A: "I'm gonna go talk to that girl over there playing video games. She looks lonely."
B: "Better not do that, man."
A: "What? Why not?"
B: "Rule Number One."

by yaolinglingjiu October 17, 2009

Nuclear Penis

A penis that has been near the Chernobyl nuclear reactor too long.

Wow look! That guys dick is glowing! He has a Nuclear Penis!

by ReD[NaDa] October 18, 2008