Your Kampf

The sequel to Hitler's book, Mein Kampf.

Guy: I'm gonna go read your kampf.
Other Guy: Aww, I'm only on the first book :(

by OmegaSoul December 06, 2016

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It's your chicken

The decision is yours to make.

" You may want to assign the project to either this person or that person, but......"It's your chicken."

by Henhouse November 14, 2015

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your mom

1. Used when you were moded and don't know how to respond to the statement in a sensible manner (This CAN be funny, but be careful! You can sometimes leave hard feelings/hurt emotions when talking about someone's "momma"

Friends kicking it at a basketball game...

Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friends: OHHHHH!! YOUR MOM'S ON OFFENSE!!
(all share a good laugh)

OR, HURT EMOTIONS VERSION

Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friend: *shakes head in disbelief* Too far, man. *comforts Guy 2*
Guy 2: *snivel* ...My mom's not even ON offense!!
Guy 1: Alright, I'm sorry, man.
(group hug)

by samantha-fantha February 17, 2013

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Your Mom

Was riding my dick last night

Guy1: Your mom .
Guy2: What about her ?
Guy 1: She was riding dick last night .

by Td April 12, 2017

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Your mom

A generic response commonly used by 12 year olds when they can't respond to something or a response to a question. they usually think they're funny for doing this

Interviewer: So what was it like being trapped underground for 3 weeks?
Kid: it was like DOING YOUR MOM

by TheStinky February 15, 2021

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