purple sand

A very potent version of heroin. It gets its name from the purple hue it has. It is extremely strong and makes you just stare at kitchen appliances

Tony why are you staring at the refrigerator, it's been like three hours. You're not on the purple sand again are you?

by Kilgore Carp February 6, 2008

purple nagger

The woman who loves you and tells you things to remember or do!.....and ya do it because youre gay for her!she is the best woman ever!your love!bee's knees!angel!

MY purple nagger told me "put on youre seatbelt shmoop"!

by mr potato shmoop October 10, 2009

purple panty

When you pound that pussy so hard it turns purple. Lips and vag included.

KB- "What'd you do last night?"
DP- "I fucked a hoe so hard she got a purple panty."

by presidentbrink November 4, 2014

Tasted Purple

The feeling you get in your brain after you've hit your head on something hard, usually the back of the head.

I fell of my skateboard and hit my head so hard I tasted Purple.

by BJC92 July 26, 2017

Purple McGuire

Another word for autoerotic asphyxiation.

Do you know how David Carradine died? He gave himself a Purple McGuire.

by KrebsWorld June 11, 2014

purple funk

(adjective) very depressed or sad, very gloomy, miserable, wretched, desolate, despondent, disconsolate, inconsolable, mournful.

I feel like I'm in such a purple funk today. I've been in a purple funk for months since I've been overwhelmed by all these health, financial, family, and employment problems.

by GolderGirl April 7, 2019

Purple Box

When a woman is about to get off but doesn’t get the chance to cum. She then has a painful box.

Your wife had a purple box when you didn’t get her off last night, don’t worry I took care of it.

by dicknibbler January 7, 2023