vapor dump

Is when you fart so hard, that it feels like you took an amazing poop.

I went to go drop a brick, but luckily it was only vapor dump.

by zingerthegrumpygoddess March 15, 2014

Dump fuzz

The busybody neighborhood person, usually an old white woman, who yells at you when she sees your dog taking a dump in someone else's yard while on a walk. The self-appointed police department of dog feces.

*dog cops a squat and starts squeezing one out*

Old bitch from across the street: "I hope you brought a bag to put that in."

You: "Go fuck yourself. What are you supposed to be, the dump fuzz?"

by JKRex January 17, 2015

Jug-dump

Jug-dump aka jumpp means shit on someone's tits (male or female).

"Did someone jug-dump you? erk you need a shower!"
"Jumpp a man for a day and he will squeal like a muthafucka for a lifetime." Confucius.

by ninjabinja August 27, 2013

Crash Dump

An excuse to smash your computer.

My computer kept on creating crash dumps when I tried booting up Skyrim, so Ithrew it out the window and smashed it with a hammer.

by WillyOnABus December 11, 2021

drama dumping

A person who tells all of their lover, family or job drama to family, friends and even complete strangers. The person has a lot of stress and frustration in their life and they needed a release. stress, anxiety, family drama, baby drama, lover drama, boyfriend drama, job drama, drama

I sat down to wait for my car to be fixed and some lady next to me started drama dumping all of these problems with her baby daddy. I was exhausted just listening to her.

by joecoolthefool May 28, 2016

Blunt Dump

The act of quickly ditching your blunt (marijuana cigarette) when you believe that continuing to hold it may result in a far more negative consequence compared to loosing the blunt itself.

Chuckford: "Is that a police checkpoint up ahead?"

Rastafarian Billy: "Shit! Time to blunt dump! Where is the Fabreeze?"

by Defin-ite July 15, 2022

stunt dump

Lay several sheets of toilet paper in the toilet, then stand on the bowl and drop a turd. It'll fall and land on the toilet paper like a stuntman falling on an airbag.

I just dropped a stunt dump from 6 feet high and it didn't break.

by Johnny Strappe February 22, 2014