Chocolate Covered Wooden Nickel

A butt hole anus brown eye stink star

Go to jail and you may just take it in the chocolate covered wooden nickel

by Paisley_pony March 28, 2012

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Nickel Brigade

A procession or gathering of average-looking females.

"What about those girls over there?"
"Nah, I think I'll pass - just a nickel brigade."

by Steneub August 2, 2009

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Nickel thick

When a person is beyond thicccc with four c's

Damn, your sister is nickel thick!!!!

by QueenofKristonia January 16, 2020

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Wooden Nickel Digger

An individual who is attempting to be a gold digger, but has mistakenly targeted a charlatan.

“Damn, that dumb ass ho bag wooden nickel digger gunna be real disappointed when that shitbag, pseudo-lawyer hands her Soviet era toilet paper to wipe that cum off her chin.

by Johnny Goldmember October 11, 2021

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Special fermented German "black bread" dat supposedly makes a gal tipsy enough to be willing to let you perform a "pressurized injection" between her legs, and only charges you five cents for said "ultimate privilege".

Ordinarily da ladies either don't seem overly interested in letting me "get it on" wif dem, or else they want astronomical sums before they'll "surrender da goods" to me. Maybe if I start offering dem tasty PB&J's made wif slices of Pump'er-nickel bread, its fermented-mash content will "loosen them up" sufficiently dat dey'll allow me super-cheap access to their precious "honey-holes", after all.

by QuacksO August 30, 2022

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