Special fermented German "black bread" dat supposedly makes a gal tipsy enough to be willing to let you perform a "pressurized injection" between her legs, and only charges you five cents for said "ultimate privilege".
Ordinarily da ladies either don't seem overly interested in letting me "get it on" wif dem, or else they want astronomical sums before they'll "surrender da goods" to me. Maybe if I start offering dem tasty PB&J's made wif slices of Pump'er-nickel bread, its fermented-mash content will "loosen them up" sufficiently dat dey'll allow me super-cheap access to their precious "honey-holes", after all.
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