normals

normals like big screen tvs, gender archetypes, radio rock, are interested in cars, having babies, professional tattoos with sentimental meanings, they dont know shit about art, dont know shit about music, dont read, want to buy houses and clothes, and are worried about smelling nice. works a corporate job. goes out to 'chase pussy'. dances when bands play.

dude in flipflops wanders into a punk bar and complains that the women dont shave, erbody smells like b.o. and makes a douche of himself by being there.

"who was that bro in the orange tshirt pushing into me while the band was playing?"

"some normals"

by lifeSucksScumFuck April 22, 2014

Normal

Life has always been a bit dysfunctional for most people. That hasn't changed due to the pandemic, and it's not going to change after the pandemic.

There is no such thing as normal, and there is no such thing as a new normal. Life will remain dysfunctional for most people no matter what comes their way.

by Solid Mantis February 11, 2021

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

Vanilla Normal

1. Calm on the outside, hog-shit crazy on the inside
2. Typically used as a self identification.

3. Your buddy who’s rather quiet until they’ve had a few drinks & a couple nose beers & the real them comes out & they’re an absolute fucking lunatic.
4. Closet nose picker.

Girl - “Yea, so I’m pretty sure I can talk to aliens in my head.”
Guy - “Really? No way?”
Girl - “Yea & I might be able to read my friends minds from across the planet too.”
Guy - “Damn, I mean I’m a little crazy inside, I kinda think that’s real.”
Girl - “You’re totally bat-shit crazy dude.”
Guy - “You’re hog-shit crazy”
Girl - “Pshhh, I’m Vanilla Normal, Don’t get it twisted.”
Guy - ***Goes to urban dictionary

by TheBoogerBandit February 7, 2023

Normaler

something that someone on the spectrum says

“ Be normaler”

by pinkprincesslins March 2, 2024

Normal Cookie

A Normal Cookie is a cookie that is normal, that's no special thing about it. Which is exactly what make it special. So it's special while being not; the first creation of God and some would say The Greatest.

P1: 'What's a Normal Cookie?'
P2: 'It's a Cookie that is Normal'
P1: 'What's Normal'
P2: 'I don't really know'

by `1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\a... October 21, 2022

normal

Sexually deviant, especially used by the transgender community

I'm so normal about girls in fishnets

by Kat1224 June 6, 2024