nob

a very nice and friendly person.

1. Hello nob!

Oh hi, nob!

by iamverysmart March 14, 2020

a local nob

a basic, sexual idiot

Isaiah is such a local nob.

by obenson13 July 20, 2018

Nipple Nobs

Plastic protectors with suction used to protect the nipple. Comes in all sizes for any gender.

Boy: What are those on your breasts?
Girl: Oh these, these are Nipple Nobs
Boy: Where did you get them?
Girl: I got mine from the old guy behind the elementary school.
Girl: Oh, and don't forget to keep your nipples safe!

by Swagger Noodle Soup November 16, 2013

Cold nob

When you are slowly edging towards the edge of your toilet seat and your nob gently touches the cold seat and you feel a little naughty

I nutted so hard after that cold nob

by Yeetkids November 5, 2018

nob

pronounced like "door nob" used as an insult. means "stupid", "slow", "retarded", "mentally challenged" ect.

"whats the answer to question 3A"
"i dont know just figure it out you nob"

by englishgenius January 14, 2024

Nob gobbler

Gitting your dick sucked so good it turns into a nob

Tammy sucked tim's dick so good shes a nob gobbler

by Your mim October 21, 2018

Nob Niff

An excessive build up of smelly, mouldy and rotten nob cheese. A term used for stilton dick or cheesey cock syndrome.

Hey girls, who likes the smell of a nice, extra mature bit of nob niff? The doctor has advised that you have a servere case of nob niff. Hey honey, drop your smelly scuds, i want to give you a nicy tasty portion of my 10 year matuee mature nob cheese, what's the going ae

by bradsbadluck May 3, 2024