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Slap and Nap

To masturbate in one's bed, followed by going to sleep without getting up in between. Can be used as either a verb or a noun.
(n.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to go for a slap and nap.
(v.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to slap and nap.
by ARLM September 19, 2010
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Crap Nap

The ability to fall asleep in the bathroom stall while doing your duty. A short nap in the bathroom stall.
Man1: "I have a bright red spot in the middle of my forhead because I fell asleep in the stall".
Man2: "Dude, you were taking a crap nap!"
by Anonymous March 18, 2003
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Berlin power-nap

When you've been partying hard and had very little sleep and you know you have to go out and do it all again the next evening, so you have a quick nap before hitting the booze again. So called because of the 24/7 party scene in Berlin which leaves very little time for sleep.
"Man, I feel like shit - I think I'm gonna have to have a Berlin power-nap before I go out again tonight"
by chinstrap mcsac April 17, 2008
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Post-Nap Syndrome

Post-Nap Syndrome, PNS, is a tiredness and/or confusion following short or long naps. Usually associated with a prolonged period of waking up.
"I tried to finish my homework after my afternoon nap, but i was hit with major post-nap syndrome."

"dude that sucks, i had pns after math class"
by Barrelsofmooney April 15, 2008
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phat nap

I want to take a phat nap
by iwanttotakeaphatnap July 9, 2017
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Fap'n'nap

When you wank your dick so hard that when you finally squirt your sperm everywhere your so tired that you decide to take a quick nap.

Make sure you clean yourself up before you take the nap or do it in a private area, otherwise someone may walk in and find you completely naked with a flaccid red dick and your stomach covered in sperm.
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP *exstatic moan of pleasure*

Nap Time
Awaken to your parent's voices:

Mum: I think our son had a wetdream
Dad: Naaahh look how raw his dick his, he probably had a wild wank and was so tired afterwards he fell asleep.
Mum: Ahhhhh a Fap'n'Nap
Dad: Thats right
by Callum6969 May 15, 2009
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g'nap

Sound made by an evil purple smurf.
G'nap g'nap!! G'NAP!!!!
by napper August 14, 2004
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