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Post-mystery tristesse

The grief, rage and regret you suffer after a particularly effective mystery cliffhanger when you have to wait a week to find out what the hell happened
Oh no! They can’t do that! And now we have to wait a WEEK to find out what the HELL happened?!? The post-mystery tristesse is going to kill me! Augh!!!! assorted screams and groans
by wordstrumpet November 28, 2025
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mystery box

Buildings like church, psychologist's office, police office, and fire station, with the exterior that makes you wonder how the interior looks like
That old factory turned art studio is such a mystery box; the outside looks like a forgotten relic, but you can only imagine the creative chaos inside!
by Emotional Cruiser November 30, 2025
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A weird ass animated film where the globglogabgalab meme was born that’s meant to teach people about Christianity or something along those lines
strawinsky and the mysterious house is a weird film. But if it’s about Christianity why is it like an acid trip then?
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super mysterious rape machine

the art of taking someone to your house out of pure spite and hooking them up to a machine that not only goes inside their glorious butthole but it also calls them racist slurs like gaynaggotfigger while continuing to ravange their insides
i hate it when i get super mysterious rape machined
by extremedicktionarywonderer February 20, 2025
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Mystery meat

A person so attractive and androgynous that you cannot tell if it's a boy or a girl or both or none
Josh : I have a date with Alex tomorrow

Max : dude that's just mystery meat
Josh : no problem you know I swing both ways
by Dizzy , devourer of worlds August 8, 2024
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Mystery Water

Mystery water is water that has an unknown origin.
I walked out the store and mystery water dropped my face
by anonymous May 4, 2025
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Mysterious A.I. Breakthrough

Yeah. Weird, right? I wonder what happened... 🤔 It's like it happened overnight... Weird... What happened there? It was like one day it wasn't even a part of the zeitgeist and them BOOM! It was everywhere... What could it possibly be?
Hym "I mean... I remember there was THIS ONE GUY who said he was doing it... And then he proceeded to explain what you would need to do it why everyone is crazy stupid assholes reeeeeeeeaaaal slow... And he said he would have to do it real slow because, you know, crazy stupid assholes.... And then he explained how to do it... And now the crazy stupid assholes are confused... 'Duuuhhh, what happened guys?' They exclaimed. But they knew what happened. And it was already too late. A mysterious a.i. breakthrough had occurred. Science fiction turned into a reality over night. All because of one man... And..."
by Hym Iam November 26, 2023
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