Absolute midget who thinks he's the coolest kid around. Thinks he's funny and good at soccer, when he's not. Absolutely obsessed with Ansh Panchal, and can be constantly heard singing his name wherever he goes.
by ROBLOXDUDE69 March 4, 2019
Get the Joel Murphymug. A play on "Murphy's Law," just with genitals. When you shave your downstairs area because you think "tonight's finally the big night," it almost 100% guarantees you will not get laid.
"So , date three--did you and Mary Todd finally do the deed last night?"
"Nah man, I got all psyched and shaved before we went out and jynxed myself."
"Ah man, Murphy's Balls in effect."
"Nah man, I got all psyched and shaved before we went out and jynxed myself."
"Ah man, Murphy's Balls in effect."
by Pejamus May 28, 2018
Get the Murphy's Ballsmug. The receiving of, and or, giving of oral copulation on a Gondola. Named for the late S.Murphy and his affinity for "Squirellin' bitches"
Nothing better than a gnargnar powpow day and rounding it off with a good ol Squirell Murphy on the way down!
by Tim Schlossenberger February 10, 2008
Get the Squirell Murphymug. She asked him to make sure she got Hot Murphied later while watching Saving Private Ryan, because she didn't want to need to clean up and miss a scene.
by Soundman414 May 27, 2018
Get the Hot Murphiedmug. by mccartneyshunni August 1, 2005
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Get the Brittany Murphymug. by concern citizen August 22, 2003
Get the Brittany Murphymug.