mcnugget munch

when your girlfriend eats chicken nuggets from mcdonalds and then has a shit later that day then you decide to give her sixty nine then a small shit piece from the crack of her arse she just so happened to miss falls onto your face and rolls into your mouth yum yum!!!

fat bastard guy: "wow man did you have mcdonalds today"
guy with shit on face: "no man my girl did and i gave her 69 and i had a poocrumb fall in my mouth"
fat bastard guy: "oh dude harsh you got a mcnugget munch man"

by anal*smear August 21, 2008

Dick Munch

A word in which you describe someone as autistic/retarded or resembles a penis in a mediocrity way .

Lucien your a little dick munch, get over here so I can slap you blacky.

by Colelio December 14, 2017

munch dawgs

The hunger cravings one gets when under the influence of a specific illicit drug. We don't say munchies anymore, we say much dawgs cos its much trippyer (especially when stoned).

"after that last sesh harold got the munch dawgs hardcore"

by Jem August 17, 2004

certified munch

Someone who is a slave to the bitches.

Brian is a certified munch

by Phat boy Nelson May 8, 2023

meat munch

A person who inserts your penis into their mouth.

maan you sure know how 2 munch meat.

by ben August 21, 2003

Turd Munching

To speak in a really nasty aggressive way about or to somebody else.

You are turd munching again!

by steaton September 27, 2018

Duffler’s Munch

Alternative non-Census designated place name for an area in Pennsylvania called Gobbler’s Knob home of Punxsutawney Phil the groundhog. Stephen Colbert suggested changing the name of Gobbler’s Knob to this or Dribbler’s Crotch.

Punxsutawney lives at Duffler’s Munch near Gobbler’s Knob and Dribbler’s Crotch.

by HMacDaddy February 3, 2021