mellatio

An oral stimulation of the female area.

I received constant mellatio from a guy in Honolulu.

by flysuper November 3, 2006

Mallard

An individual who does something unfavorable to another, ie. an individual who would do something "mal" to another. (Of Latin decent.)

"You drank my last beer!? You're such a mallard."

by India Morgan May 23, 2008

mallard

A retarded person, or someone who is being a complete idiot.

Quit being a mallard!

by Fishbone2k2 October 21, 2006

mallard

1. a duck

2. an idiot that constantly switches subcultures/scenes on a monthly basis. term originates from a certain person in the texas music scene who is a total wanker.

1. "look at the cute little mallard! i like ducks."

2. "he's such a mallard, last week he had an afro and this week he's all emo."

by anonnie mouse August 26, 2005

MILLAC

Mother I'd Like to Love and Cherish - a respectful alternative to MILF

Damn, Sigourney Weaver is such a MILLAC! If only I could get to know her!

by bluegirl1013 November 1, 2013

mallard

Some one who enjoys the company of people who Quack. A good giveaway is wearing a green shirt, with a duck on it.

My teacher was wearing his mallard shirt today.

by Ray-Cory-yar-yar November 25, 2007

mallard

An ugly looking bloke with a rather large nose, that also makes weird noises......... usaully found in the stanford area.

Oi mallard you ugly fuker get me a pint

by mallard boy April 18, 2006