muslim shuffle

Term coined by GodLogic Apologetics. It is a thing Muslims do when they get caught in a lie, false statement, or fallacy. They immediately change the subject in order to hide the fact that they just got caught.

Muslim: The Bible is corrupted
Christian: But the Quran says many times it isn't.
Muslim: Let's talk about the Trinity.
Christin: here comes the Muslim shuffle.

by AndrewSCB July 5, 2024

fat horny nigga muslim midget

a small person who likes to steal and eat tikka masala and does not pay child support.

who stole and ate my tikka masala?

oh, ofcourse it was the fat horny nigga muslim midget

by ARNA HÓLM September 26, 2023

Muslimed

Taking over a country by force, violence, forcing conversion on pain of death.
Occupying a sovereign state and demanding laws be adapted to suit your religion

North Africa was Muslimed by Arsb invaders

United Kingdom is being Muslimed

by Bertha Vanation December 26, 2023

Muslimed

An explosion after someone or a group of people with large sweaty beard screamed "Allahu Akbar".

The SWAT intercepted just moments before the restuarant got muslimed. I was really dissapointed at myself for believing that getting muslimed is the way I die.

by MDRafi December 26, 2023

Cultural Muslim

Someone who loosely adopts the practices of Islam without strictly adhering by them, a phenomenon often seen within second-generation muslims growing up in Western societies. These types tend to view Islamic practices as personal choices rather than a religious obligation.

Fatima holds strong liberal values and chooses to dress freely despite her religious upbringing. However, she still observes the 5 daily prayers, making her a cultural muslim.

by Shelly_ November 23, 2024

Muslimality

Out of all the minority ethnicities, we choose you. We find you to be the most strongest, and proud. The strongest color.

Other: Hindian|Arabu The Two-Snakes Intertwined eating 8.

Muslimality is the way of life. I speak the word in click-whisperings aloud to myself out loud. The Book of Conan. I never speak the right name or word, for fear of being flushed down the john.

by Young Jazzy Yo October 25, 2023

Handsome, loyal, African, Muslim man 👑

A handsome, loyal, African Muslim man is simply someone’s who’s extremely and naturally beautiful and charming who also happens to be very faithful while practicing Islam being from African decent. You don’t have to be African or Muslim for me to make you part of GANG or to be apart of the association, but you MUST be loyal and handsome.

Seydou Jolie is the CEO and founder of the Handsome, loyal, African, Muslim Man 👑 movement.

by seyjolie July 12, 2023