moisty hunter

A Moisty Hunter is a male, usually in Year 11 or 12 at an Australian high school, who goes after girls in younger grades, typically girls in Year 7 through to Year 9 or 10.

Year 12 guy 1: Hey, I got in with that Year 9 girl!
Year 12 guy 2: You moisty hunter...

by 10lo September 24, 2013

monster crunch

An expulsion of feces, usually requiring great effort, that is of above average size, usually girth.

Do you have a plunger? I just took a monster crunch.

by stinkyfinger November 3, 2013

Monster Wank

When men form a circle around one chicken and all masterbate until they all blow their load on her.

And she will be standing there dripping in semen. Classy

"Molly you're in my £70 dress"
"Good, I'll get the lads at the party to monster wank on it"

by Eleanor Hubbard August 3, 2014

monster flopping

Sport fucking fat chicks. Was very popular during the late 70's -early 80's before hiv.

Q.)What are you doing this weekend? A.) I dunno. I think maybe go do some monster flopping.

by cuate March 30, 2015

moisty boy

A man with a penis dribbling in anticiping for hooking up with a miosty. Also a drift team from Australia.

When I saw that miosty I became a moisty boy. But my drift car was not in sight.

by Underit April 25, 2015

Monster truckin'

And apt description of having disproportionately sized testicles in relation to having a smaller penis. Thus, creating the imagery of a small cab on giant wheels much like a monster truck

Bill was wary of wearing his speedo out, for he was perpetually monster truckin' with his inappropriately low bulge.

by Felonious monk October 5, 2015

monster load

A very large amount of jizz. A very forceful and plentiful ejaculation resulting in a large amount of semen. A large build up of semen in one's balls that weighs them down.

Last night I was fucking this chick and let loose with a monster load. She was covered in a ton of my jizz. Felt so good to get out that monster load, my balls felt ten pounds lighter.

by shooter magee July 22, 2016