manstrain

When i guy can't hold in his crap, and has no axxess to a bathroom, so he strains his hardest to hold everything in.

" Dude, can you hurry up I've got to manstrain to hold this in.

by im#1 November 10, 2011

menstigator

A female who dictates the menstruation cycle of her friends. Possessing of a cosmically strong uterus, the menstigator will immediately instigate mass menses upon getting her period.

Yo my menstigator just got the red devil, time to tamp up.

by boustropehdon December 22, 2012

Menstain

A stain caused by a woman menstruating on a piece of your clothing.

Ah dude, were you dancing with that chick? Yeah, you've got a huge Menstain on your pants.

by Nye-Al April 29, 2014

Mainstream Fucker

Another way of saying "this person is mainstream", but its used to offend a person while still saying that they are mainstream.

Person 1:"Look at this Mainstream Fucker,I hate these Bastards"
Person 2:"Don´t be so harsh with him,he is not even doing anything provocative!"
Person 1:"I don´t give a shit!"

by the kankrer July 16, 2015

mainstain

your best friend that also happens to be a shit stain

"Happy birthday, fam, u my mainstain"
"Aw, fam <3"

by DrewTheDragon September 6, 2016

manstracted

When a girl gets distracted on a mission by a cutie.

I was building an empire but I got manstracted by that cutie

by Grifford78 December 10, 2016

manst

The offspring of whomst but for “man”.

whomst your manst?

by WhomstManst December 18, 2018