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mincer

a term used to describe someone who is trying to do as little work as possible at any given time relative to the amount and type of work he or she should be doing. a mincer can plan a 'mince' in advance as well as 'mincing' spontaneously. a mince or mincer is usually the first to tell a fellow colleague off for mincing themselves. mincing is the art of avoiding any form of work.
"alright Bruce",
"alright Ben",
"where's Adam?"
"he's on a bit of a mince"
"that lazy cunt"
"what do you expect, he's a fat mincer"
by Benjamin 'benski' Tomkinson September 19, 2003
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Mineral Water.

Mineral water is the best person ever he is super hot and is slick he will eat u before u could realise.he is the best person ever and is not gay(13.5 inch)
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Middern

not the southern part of the U.S. not the northern part of the U.S. but the middle part of the U.S.
What part of the U.S. do you live in
“I live in the middern part of the U.S.”
by jojoyobro June 30, 2018
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Chilean Miner Rescue

The Chilean Miner Rescue is when a girl (preferably one you know) loses a medium of anal pleasure and her colon collapses. From that moment, it takes seventy days, a few NASA experts and a pipeline to get it out. Optional: for more fun, send provisions daily!
My girlfriend told me she lost a buttplug. It took us seventy days to get it out through a Chilean miner rescue!
by Mike the plug October 25, 2010
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Silky Minded

a state of mind, whereas to oppose complaints with gratitude and extend love, amidst hate.
With so much political mayhem and turmoil in the world today, I choose to be Silky Minded.
by Verbal Razor December 21, 2018
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carpet miner

A person that mistakenly drops their dope stash on the carpet and then tries to recover it by picking it out with two fingers.
Dennis is being a carpet miner because he was careless with his dope and dropped it on the carpet.
by JoeyBomm July 27, 2020
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craving the mineral

to climb nearly 90 degree mountainsides to lick salt deposits off the stone
jimmy be craving the mineral,what a goat!
by 666CreativeUsername666 January 10, 2015
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