Michael 

He's just Rawr XD, you know sooooo uwu, kinda likes to nuzzle and pounce on you. Bit of an ohtaku/weeb. Still would fuck cause he got a GIANT DICK.

Person 1: Rawr XD
Pearson 2: Such a Michael

Michael by Mr_Squares August 22, 2019

Michael 

Totally player. Will break ur heart. Is a jackass and douchebag. But he is ur absolutely dream boy and you’ll fall in love instantly

He’s such a player but a totally sweetheart must be Michael

Michael by JOEEEEÉ November 2, 2019

Michael 

This guy is a tall, handsome guy. He enjoys is video game and bike rides. This guy is the funniest person on Earth! He can make a room laugh without them knowing what was funny. This guy isn’t the smartest but he is very educated street wise. He makes the best boyfriend, he will spoil you and make you laugh all the time. Michaels are the best. Go get yo self a Michael!

Girl1: We have a new student.
Girl2: what’s his name?
Girl1: Michael I think
Girl2: OMG I CALL DIBS

Michael by Dolansmith February 8, 2020

Michael 

Often pretends to be disabled to get attention or into bed with men and/or authority figures. Addicted to candy and porn...sometimes together. Steals books from the church library and takes money from the homeless. He will do anything to get ahead including auctioning off his virginity on ebay. He likes to show off his food slicing skills to (unsuccessfully) compensate for his tiny manhood.

Another word for a compulsive liar, foot fungus brought on by an STD, cheater, male prostitute, and child rapist. "I'm sorry I cheated, but what do you expect, I am a Michael!"

Michael by Le Corbustier. August 26, 2010

Michael 

A pretty cool guy who is a master of biomed and fucks bitches all the time. Dude gets so much pussy and ass in Gibson, Gleason, NRH, Sol, and so many other places. Is never a tiger on his own time. A true ladies' man, his dick is never lonely.

Dude, did you hear Tom fucked three girls at once last night?
Oh shit. He is such a Michael.

Michael by MahDick9001 January 11, 2012

Michael 

A selfish jerk who plays girls and only thinks about himself. He is perverted and just likes to have girls attention. He will tell you he loves you one day and the next break your heart. He is the typical kind of douche that a ton of girls fall for, but end up with broken hearts. He can be sweet and charming, but he has a dark side. Although you may fall for his good looks, you want to stay away from people like him

Girl: OMG that guy is SO hot
Friend: Ew no dont fall for him, he is a total Michael

Michael by Experienced Dude March 17, 2013

michael 

michaels are sweet,funny guys,who can come off as irritating but their heart is in the right place they like simple easy things and make great boyfriends.they are so nice and are cool and amazing.you should never let them go.they are life long friends and if possible they will love you forever.

my boyfriend is that kid michael
wow he is just amazing
i know we have been dating for two years.he doesnt eve check ou other girls
thats like a record.you are so lucky

michael by mjkd November 30, 2011