Mexican bagpipes

The ubiquitous leaf blower on the back of every Mexican lawn boy. It makes a terrible high pitched whining noise when played properly. It also leaves a telltale cloud of dust and low hanging air pollution. People pay the Mexican bagpipe player to blow dirt and leaves off of their property and onto their neighbor's lawn.
I had a terrible hangover and needed to sleep it off. Unfortunately a symphony of Mexican bagpipes serenaded me for an hour. I was left with migraine and a cloud of dust and spores that was blown into my window
by C-goat October 01, 2010
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Mexican Monday

getting drunk during the workweek off cheap beer in some dive bar with die hard chuntis. requires skiping either a portion or all of the workday.
i skipped work on mexican monday to get tanked with some friends at panchos taco stand/bar down the street
by lolachan March 07, 2010
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Mexican sweater

1. A hooded woven cotton sweat shirt popular amongst hippies and frat boys in the 1980s, often with the Corona beer logo printed on the front.

2. The top five cards off the deck, which must be beaten when only one player stays in in a drop or match-the-pot poker game. So named because five random cards are just as likely to beat you as the hand of a stupid hippie or frat boy. If a player loses to the Mexican sweater, then he must match the pot and the game continues.
Not so fast--you still have to beat the Mexican sweater.
by Siggie February 03, 2007
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Mexican roulette

At a party or any other social function:

-Buy a box of condoms
-Take out one condom
-Take a pin and puncture the condom while in the wrapper
-Put the punctured condom back into the box
-Let people take the condoms freely

Much like russian roulette, this will end up with your life ending.
Person 1: "Did you hear Josh Chavez's cousins' friend got pregnant"?

Person 2: "Yeah, she was at a party a few weeks ago, we played mexican roulette".

Person 1: "You're going to hell".

Person 2: "I know".
by birkle April 25, 2008
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Mexican knife

A broken bottle used as a stabbing weapon
Bob cheated with Steve's whore wife, so Steve stabbed Bob with a Mexican Knife
by TVA December 06, 2006
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mexican limo

Juan rides the mexican limo to work.
by Bubba Anderson December 08, 2005
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Mexican ADT

Leaving the television on in one's home to fool potential burglars into thinking the house is occupied. Named after the large home security company ADT and the prevalence of the technique in poor minority neighborhoods.
"The front door lock is broken, but don't worry - I have Mexican ADT."
by Sejanus June 12, 2008
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