1. A born again birth control user who excessively claims to be using natural birth control method; and gives TMI about her cycle, her sex life, and her religious beliefs.
2. The natural methodist method is based on a trinity of ideas overshadowed by one all encompassing truth. Firstly, that women ovulate 14 days before menstruation begins, give or take two days. Secondly, that sperm can survive inside a woman for three days. That an egg can only be fertilized within 24 hours of being released from the ovaries.
And lastly, that anyone at work gives a shit.
2. The natural methodist method is based on a trinity of ideas overshadowed by one all encompassing truth. Firstly, that women ovulate 14 days before menstruation begins, give or take two days. Secondly, that sperm can survive inside a woman for three days. That an egg can only be fertilized within 24 hours of being released from the ovaries.
And lastly, that anyone at work gives a shit.
She's a total Natural Methodist; she would have never made it through high school or technical school if she really was using the the rhythm method. I can't eat hard boiled eggs anymore since she told me when she ovulates.
by floorfly November 21, 2010
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by JediXT April 13, 2005
Get the The Crystal Method mug.A fucking amazing British movie starring Jack Wild, Tracy Hyde, and Mark Lester about two kids who want to get married at age ten Jack Wild should be the main character in it because he is such a bad ass. Also known as SWALK and has quite a few memorable quotes just watch it.
by switchbitch5 August 5, 2011
Get the Melody mug.1. A sexual position whereby the female lays flat on her stomach, and the male lays flat on top of her, injecting a thick viscous liquid into her vagina.
2. Also, a method of sealing off oil spills under the ocean.
2. Also, a method of sealing off oil spills under the ocean.
1. If I can have it any way I want it, then I want it "top kill style", baby!
2. BP attempted to use the top kill method to plug the Deepwater Horizon oil spill in the Gulf.
2. BP attempted to use the top kill method to plug the Deepwater Horizon oil spill in the Gulf.
by amtracker May 26, 2010
Get the top kill method mug.Much like the big four of thrash, the big four of melodic death closely mirror them.
In Flames is like Metallica, started out with lots of hits but changed their style and got rejected by their fans.
Dark Tranquility is like Megadeth, Remains consistent in their style except for one album the had a very different style.
At the Gates is like Slayer, usually on one album is ever talked about. (Reign in Blood/Slaughter of the Soul)
Soilwork is like Anthrax, nobody really ever cared about them even though they were pretty great.
In Flames is like Metallica, started out with lots of hits but changed their style and got rejected by their fans.
Dark Tranquility is like Megadeth, Remains consistent in their style except for one album the had a very different style.
At the Gates is like Slayer, usually on one album is ever talked about. (Reign in Blood/Slaughter of the Soul)
Soilwork is like Anthrax, nobody really ever cared about them even though they were pretty great.
Random People on the Big Four of Melodic Death:
Billy: I really like Colony and The Jester Race but Soundtrack to Your Escape was pretty nu-metal and bad to me.
Jimmy: Projector was a bit "different" but was still alright but the rest of the others albums are great.
Bob (to Jimmy): Projector sucked man their other stuff was way better.
Tommy: Yeah At the Gates is pretty great.
Joel (to Tommy): Didn't they make Slaughter of the Soul?
Tommy:Yeah!
Joel: Any other albums?
Tommy: I don't know.
Robert (playing his Chainheart Machine CD at a party): Cause I'll rise (crickets) Robert (monotone voice): ...You'll fall
Roll the dice! My call
Billy: I really like Colony and The Jester Race but Soundtrack to Your Escape was pretty nu-metal and bad to me.
Jimmy: Projector was a bit "different" but was still alright but the rest of the others albums are great.
Bob (to Jimmy): Projector sucked man their other stuff was way better.
Tommy: Yeah At the Gates is pretty great.
Joel (to Tommy): Didn't they make Slaughter of the Soul?
Tommy:Yeah!
Joel: Any other albums?
Tommy: I don't know.
Robert (playing his Chainheart Machine CD at a party): Cause I'll rise (crickets) Robert (monotone voice): ...You'll fall
Roll the dice! My call
by Knixx December 9, 2008
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1. A pleasing succession or arrangement of sounds.
Musical quality: the melody of verse.
Music.
2. A rhythmically organized sequence of single tones so related to one another as to make up a particular phrase or idea.
3. the awesomest sissy ever.
4. Structure with respect to the arrangement of single notes in succession.
The leading part or the air in a composition with accompaniment.
5. A poem suitable for setting to music or singing.
1. A pleasing succession or arrangement of sounds.
Musical quality: the melody of verse.
Music.
2. A rhythmically organized sequence of single tones so related to one another as to make up a particular phrase or idea.
3. the awesomest sissy ever.
4. Structure with respect to the arrangement of single notes in succession.
The leading part or the air in a composition with accompaniment.
5. A poem suitable for setting to music or singing.
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