Merms

A nickname generally used for girls with the name Meredith. The long version would be "Mermadeth," but it's easier to just say Merms. It's a take on referring to her as a mermaid, as she is beautiful and sings as luring and attracting as sirens from mythology.

Martha: I think Merms should play Ariel in The Little Mermaid!
Julia: She's a beautful singer!
Emily: Plus, she's a mermaid.
Meredith (Merms): ...I'm not actually a mermaid...

by RabuPep June 14, 2011

Merm Steak Pie

A merm steak made into a pie...like chicken pot pie except with merm steak no chicken...
merm steak is merm sliced into steak sized peices, and healed for multiple uses...
(merm steak pies have no relation to anything involving hair..XD...and no mermaids were fataly wounded in the making of this product)

I want to give you a merm steak pie for your good work

by Supa Fast May 10, 2009

Mermaid Style

The act of having sex in a hot tub or jacuzzi. Often seen as a more engaged form of the practice known as a pool riddle

Last night, I brought this girl back to my pool and boned her in the hot tub, mermaid style.

by The one and only Biggie Smalls September 7, 2011

Mermaiding

Descriptor for behavior that involves long periods of bathing, absentmindedness, vanity, personal grooming, or any combination of these

I spent all Sunday afternoon in my bathroom. I was mermaiding; you know, not really doing much of anything but laying there and picking at my face in a handmirror.

by OneSpyke December 14, 2014

Mermaid Kiss

When you bust a load in a thot's mouth and she kisses you, exchanging the fluids into your mouth. Shit's trifflin'

I was at the park with some girl named Ariel and she gave me a mermaid kiss

Hey i was at that party last night, some bitch gave me a mermaid kiss

by IAmNotAFreeMason February 26, 2015

Mermaiding

A sexual act where a partner inserts a large fish into either the anus or vagina of their sexual partner. The fish must be inserted head first, with the tail protruding out between the legs.

“Oh man, turns out Stacey is totally into mermaiding. We had a wild one after that ‘all-you-can-eat’ seafood restaurant, we ended up taking a whole tuna home and she let me shove it up her ass”.

by BJ Pennywhacker August 31, 2018

mermaid

to mermaid, was mermaided, is mermaiding - used for a situation where everyone is completely inebriated. The word mermaid is considered to bea creature who is completely submerged in water and a person who is mermaiding is someone who is completely full of alcohol.

ex: "dude everyone was mermaiding last night, but i think we should mermaid out again tonight"

by MaryWash November 28, 2011