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melissa wheeler

A badass down to earth ride or die chick. She has amazing fellatio skills and is always up for a good time. Has legs for days. But do not define her on the opinions of others. She is a unique, unforgettable chick.
by Headhunterswiowa May 19, 2022
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Melissa

Melissa...she is a thicky Nicky and don’t give two shits about fake people. She’s the type of girl to whoo you with her sexual eyes and tittes. She’s hilarious and will make you pee your panties until you coochie starts to smell like pescado. Don’t ever lose this dumb bitch because after she’s gone there will be a gaping hole in your heart that will never go away until you decide to end it all.
Example 1:Hey who’s that girl over there??

Oh that’s Melissa!

Can you tell her to stfu!!?!

Example 2: hey who should I play shoot’em up games with?

Oh def play with Melissa!
by Thick to the nick February 26, 2020
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A Melissa.

A Melissa is when a bitchy hoe from a book on Wattpad tries to take your baby boy lukey’s virginity
by Cough cough Jesus get in my be February 2, 2019
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Melissa

There aren’t enough words in any language to describe Melissa.

She’s wonderfully caring and loyal, though she is a bit quiet. That’s okay, though! She’s perfect the way she is. She always knows what to say and absolutely lights up when you and her start talking about things she enjoys. She’s always there to support and motivate you, and is a great secret keeper so you can always confide in her. But don’t hurt her because that’s a shitty move and you’ll regret it.
Melissa is the only one I can talk to here!
by storytravelled July 18, 2020
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Melissa is a creation of god. She is the perfection in person.
Melissa is perfect
by Perfect b!tch November 21, 2021
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Melisa

She possess the Speed Bumps of legend.

She is an outgoing aggressive, beautiful, sexy female who will let nothing stop her from what she wants(sausage). In other words shes a whore.
some girls at my school are such Melisa
i would love to buy a Melisa for one night
by S1im V@d3r July 1, 2018
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Melissa: A person who makes you go crazy if you break up.
Melissa broke up with him and he went crazy and beat up his house…melissa has that million dollar pussy I guess hahaha.
by Ohsmellycat December 7, 2022
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