Mitchy Touchdowns

The redshirt freshman sensation sweeping the nation. Also known as Mitch Trubisky. Plays quarterback for the University of North Carolina. Scores lots of touchdowns.

"Hey man, fuck Johnny Football, Mitchy Touchdowns is the best freshman QB of all time."

"Oh my god did you see the game this weekend? Mitchy Touchdowns went off for 11 TDs."

"I would totally gargle Mitchy Touchdown's thick juicy man cum."

by Mitch's Bitches April 16, 2014

Matcha latte

A Japanese tea based latte, usually found in the hands of north face wearing hipsters. Particularly odd people say it’s a ‘Friday thing’ which is particularly sad/annoying.

Hey guys! Let’s go and get a matcha latte at that lovely little coffee place that has those annoyingly smug people working there. I’ll bring my north face jacket in case I spontaneously have to start an adventure.

by KCHasnomates June 2, 2018

Mitchy

A dog shagging fud, who lurks around TK Maxx stores looking for fresh clunge (granny pussy).

“I saw Mitchy the other day, sniffing an old ladies minge”

by TruthHurts21 December 5, 2019

Mitch match bitch

On April 30,2019 you wear Mitch match fucking clothes Bc your a real one

Make sure your not wear the same of something or your a bitch PERIODT “ Mitch Match bitch

by Kinglujay25 April 27, 2019

Wrestling match

Code for “orgy”, usually gay. Also coded as “friend’s wrestling match”. Like what it is named, it often involves multiple people

Bobby: do you want to come to my friend’s wrestling match
Tom: ew no wtf I’m not gay

by Elisha F. January 6, 2020

Extreme aggressive painful screaming torturous violent agonizing screeching long ass tennis match

bruh

Yo I just came back from an Extreme aggressive painful screaming torturous violent agonizing screeching long ass tennis match

by Midget Gang CEO May 27, 2020

Match

A line of cocaine or cocaine in general.

"Just popping to the lavvy for a quick match, shall I leave one in there for ya?"

by Zero Hours Sleep September 18, 2008