by aj1969 December 28, 2007
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Some say he is demon from hell. Others say he's just another guy. However you look at it, he is man who comes to small towns wearing his marroon cloak and electrically-magically-enchanted scythe. No one can stop him, for even with his lazy walking he has some of the most fast reflexes ever seen. He steals, burns, and dissappears, never to be seen again. Sometimes when he's coming you may here him sing "The Muffin Man".
Some say he is demon from hell. Others say he's just another guy. However you look at it, he is man who comes to small towns wearing his marroon cloak and electrically-magically-enchanted scythe. No one can stop him, for even with his lazy walking he has some of the most fast reflexes ever seen. He steals, burns, and dissappears, never to be seen again. Sometimes when he's coming you may here him sing "The Muffin Man".
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