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by Manley The Fish July 30, 2020

Mannequin

when your walking on the street with a duck on your head then the duck falls of your head, then you slip on the duck and land on your ass, then you dislocate your ass, then you walk around with a broken ass and a duck stuck to it, in the mall, then you look so ridiculous that LC WAIKIKI hires you be a mannequin.

Teacher: students what do you wanna do in the future
Me: I wanna be mannequin

by mY dONkeY iS cOoL June 26, 2021

Sam Marney

A stupid nonce who thinks Osu! beats the ultimate war-themed-hat-simulator, Team Fortress 2! May Lord Gaben smite his disgusting COD ass.

Ugh, that Sam Marney keeps telling me TF2 is bad!

by Grognak the Destroyer July 2, 2019

spider-manned

The act of tying up your sexual partner and face fucking them, until you finish on his/her face in the shape of a web.

Person 1: "Hey dude, I noticed that you really hit it off with Jenny last night, then you dissapeared suddenly, where did you go? We were worried about you."
Person 2:"Hey, yeah, nothing to worry about dude, we went to my house and I spider-manned her real hard!"
Person 1:"Daaaaaamn... Dude you work hella fast, you are the Flash of fucking!"

by The soggiest of nuts July 18, 2019

Juan Two Manny

More than needed, more than one.

There are Juan two Manny people in this vehicle

by MannyTrombone March 16, 2011

good carpet side manners

A very good cunnophile (oral sex)--respectful, attentive and thorough.

Gal 1: My hook up last night gave the best oral sex I've ever had. I'm going back for more.
Gal 2: Sounds like they had good carpet side manners.

by mpm July 23, 2014

Good Bedside Manner

Ilana Mechoullam
@thenosenurse

I wish my Good Bedside Manner could be as good as Ilana Mechoullam's. Damn... She's too good. I can't get on her level!

by CallMeGator October 10, 2021