main screen turn on

Reference to poor translation in the English version of "Zero Wing," a decade-old video game. OTher such mishaps include "Someone set up us the bomb," "All your base are belong to us," "You have no chance to survive make your time," "Main screen turn on," "You are on the way to destruction," and "What you say?". See www.allyourbase.com for a clip from the original game.

"Main screen turn on!"

by Vervius October 29, 2003

main squeeze

One's boyfriend, girlfriend or spouse.

This humorous phrase dates back to the 1800s, when it referred to a powerful or important person. In the 1970s, it began to refer to romantic partners.

1) I'd like you to meet Holly, my main squeeze.

2) The story is about a young man and his main squeeze, a cute coed named Nancy.

by VAKI5 May 14, 2005

macintel

A Macintosh computer that uses an Intel processor.

geek: "I was waiting for a G5 PowerBook, but now I'm going to get one of those new Macintels."

dude: " 'Macintel?' What the fuck is a - oh, wait, I get it. Did you make that up yourself? Congratulations. Go post something on Slashdot."

by KJS June 16, 2005

macintosh

A "computer" that doesn't have shit hot stats and is not normally upgradable, making it useless to gamers, and due to a different interface, cannot be used in the workplace efficiently, making it useless to those that have a job.
Considering the fact that gaming and working are the only two plausible applications for a computer, macs are entirely useless. They can browse the internet, but then again, so can cell phones. Some say these are "media computers" having programs designed for media editing and such, but considering that even the mac word processor is a microsoft program, this arguement doesn't have much weight.
Given, they do look cool, but PCs, being upgradable, have far surpassed mac in the 'looks cool' category.
Also, the statement that PCs crash often isn't true. PCs don't just crash, the users cause them to crash. Mac users not able to cope with the fact that PCs are better try to use one, cause it to crash, and blame it on the system. PEBKAC

Mac user: "The new Macintosh for $1200 is better than any PC."
Rational person: "Wait ten days, then try to say that again."

by out there December 28, 2005

Macintosh Computer

A computer designed for idiots who can't do a simple task such as plug a cable from a device into their computer. People who buy macs think they are releasing themselves of former PC woes(Apple's advertising is built around this), but soon realize that Macs do have problems of their own. Hence the Mac fix it forums website.

Wow, I spent over $3000 on a overpriced piece of shit Macintosh computer and I can't get it to work!

by Macs spelt backward is Scam. January 13, 2009

reinhardt main

Someone that manages to get to Diamond Rank because they can jerk off while holding LT

Player: Im a Reinhardt main...Im carrying

by TaKeN Duck.org June 20, 2017

scout main

Usually some 12-13 year old who's trying to be "cool" and "edgy" but ends up making themselves look like a fucking tool in the video game Team Fortress 2.

Little shit: I'm going to be a scout main and no one will stop me!

Actually respectable and good player: stfu and go download garfield cart or something.

by Basically Cancer April 17, 2017