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Hot Mayo

It's when you take roughly 100ml of mayo and a funnel, pour it in your bumhole through the funnel, and after ~10 minutes use the funnel in a reversed fashion, storing the "hot" mayo in a sock (for later use, if you plan to consume the hot mayo quick ofc, otherwise just hold it in your rectum for a much better experience).
Haha... accidently forgot to tie up my sock, and all of the delicious hot mayo spilled over me..
by Jacob53 April 16, 2019
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mayo

short girl with long brown hair. she kicks people with her boots 24/7 and likes horse and she played volleyball
Nick:hi mayo
Mayo:(kicks)
by kaylea r May 6, 2019
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Mayo

A term for cum
Gf"I AM CUMMIN"
Me"YEA GIMME DAT MAYO
by Dude with wifi121 December 7, 2019
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mayo brat

An amazing, beautiful human. Someone who is young, talented, and down to earth. Everyone strives to be a Mayo Brat.
Look at that Mayo Brat.

That girl is such a Mayo Brat.
by mayobrat14 December 27, 2017
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Mayo Sandwich

Two Shemales cum on your back and chest, effectively making you a mayo sandwich.
Jonny OH YEAH BABY MAKE ME A FUKKIN MAYO SANDWICH..

Shemale 1- ILL GET THE FRONT
Shemale 2- ILL GET THE BACK
by tips300 April 1, 2020
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Mayo

Mayo is slang for the word Mayonnaise, a.k.a. the greatest food to ever exist, if you do not eat this, you have problems
John: Holy Crap I love mayo!
Sam: How can you love mayo, it sucks.
John: WTF is wrong with you Sam, are you retarded.
by Get egged on March 13, 2020
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Mayo

Mayo is a kind hearted person which thinks of others before himself. Mayo is a sexy ass beast which gets all the girls. Mayo has a big dick but can also be toxic.
Ayye give up the Mayo
by the discord partner November 9, 2020
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