Mayo on that Vert’

Slang term for the act of ejaculating on a women’s back

Spencer last night screamed, “mayo on that vert’!” before finishing all over her.
Braeden will not stop talking about how he mayo’d on that vert’ last night!
Mr. Brown was horrified to find mayo on his wife’s vert’ when he got home.

by JoeShmoe13 July 03, 2024

World's Strongest Mayo

A balding middle-aged single-celled caucasian amoeba that often touts how strong it is when, in actuality, it's a weak-jawed Temu Mr. Clean beta.

World's Strongest Mayo sucks eggs.

by Kenthicc February 23, 2025

street mayo

It just means dirty semen

Think about what mayonnaise looks like if you let it sit outside a fridge for a couple weeks.

Person 1: I found this old sock by a dumpster and it looked crusty.
Person 2: Eww bro it probably had street mayo in it.

by Mister Dre November 17, 2020

bologna without the mayo

A person who can get erect but can't produce the juice

Devin had a big dick and all...but I didn't get a facial. It's like bologna without the mayo

by Bigbotoboi October 28, 2015

Stirring the mayo

Female masturbation resulting in creaming.

She prefer stirring the mayo to an actual man!

by SameKindofStupid November 16, 2018

mayo clinic

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by mnaogjar May 07, 2024

Flippin' the Burg, Extra Mayo

The act of flipping over a woman during missionary to ejaculate on her back.

Cameron, you know you have to stop flippin' the burg; no extra mayo anymore.
When prompted for what Tyler wanted to do in bed tonight, he said, "Flippin' the Burg, Extra Mayo!"
John at the party really flipped the burg with extra mayo!

by JoeShmoe13 June 17, 2024