Mia

Usually all mia’s are dumb bitches.

person 1: “oh look there’s Mia, she’s a dumb bitch”

by Shrek is sexy November 10, 2019

Mia

Mia is a bitch who is the modern day Regina gorge. If you have a friend named Mia then watch your back.

Omg that’s Mia, she’s so hot and popular!

by CuteFluffyThing November 24, 2019

Mia

Mia is a very kind person who has an obsession with minecraft. She really wants to change her name because it's too common. Mia belongs on the retard spinner.

Mia is kind of scary

by retard826sspinner April 28, 2019

Mia

She's a really hot girl. If you know her, then lucky you. Mia is for some reason REEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYY tall. If you know her, Hahahhaha you're jealous. She's always right, never wrong, don't argue with her. If you argue with someone and they're her friend, and you're her friend, then she will step in and help. Do you smell? Call 000-000-0000-00000-000000-0000000-00000000-00000000-0000000000!!!!!

Hey! Are you Mia? Well, you're tall! I smell!

Yes I am Mia! And yes, you do smell.

by Mia the tall person September 19, 2019

Mia

a lame dumb person who is bad at life all the other definitions are wrong

dang your name is Mia? i feel sorry for you

by gimletnotgimley September 26, 2019

Mia

Her hands are sweaty

Ew that girl Mia don’t hold hands with her

by Yogirlisahoe April 22, 2018

mia

A very small girl who acts very innocent and sweet, but is really two faced. She will stab you in the back when you least expect it. Perhaps (and most likely) when you are closest to her. Ver overdramatic and acts like she can take anyone on at anytime but is realistically very weak. Mias are (generally) very toxic.

Person 1: Wow! Mia's being really nice to me! We're really becoming close!
Person 2,3,4,&5 share an uneasy glance
Person 1: What is it?
Person 2: She screwed me over... Really bad.
Person 3: Same!
Person 4: Yeah...
Person 5: Likewise- and we were best friends!
Persons 2,3,&4: EXACTLY!

by Ourlittlecosmo December 31, 2017