Matthew Tedford

A guy. He's a lifegaurd, he has a killer body. You know what's even better? He's the perfect combination of cute, handsome, and hot. And he's kind of a moron, yet he's one of the smartest guys you'll ever meet. He'll come off as a douche and that's what makes him so attractive. Inside, he's the softest and funniest guy you'll ever talk to. Even though he's a pussy for sleep, he'll stay up late talking to you because he loves you.

Hey, are you dating anyone?

Yeah! I'm dating Matthew Tedford!

Matthew Tedford, the perfect guy? Hah, lucky.

by Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedia March 31, 2013

Matthew Barnett

A rapist from Rapetown, USA (aka Maryville, MO) who preys on the young and vulnerable/unconscious. His tactics include leaving victims to die in freezing temperatures, calling in political favors from his Grandpappy and encouraging friends to harass victims, or in some instances, even burn down their homes. Matthew is known for his exceptionally long neck and $10 DUI fines.

Mary: Hey, how is that long necked rapist over there not in jail?!

Jane: oh, that's Matthew Barnett. His Grandpappy called in favors for him, including the destruction of evidence.

Mary: hide yo kids, hide yo wife!!

by Poofor October 17, 2013

Matthew Bellamy

The most talented musician to walk the earth in his time. Front man from Muse
The most gorgeous man in the world.

"Gosh, that Matthew Bellamy is fit"

"Wow! Matthew Bellamy is hotter in person"!!

"Your looking very Matthew Bellamy today"

by Erin February 14, 2005

matthew yeap

pissboy

that matthew yeap invited me to his party, gonna be heading to that pissboy's place then.

by inverted pie November 17, 2022

Matthew Bellamy

Front man of indescribably amazing English band Muse.
Eccentric, enviously talented, Beautiful, with a knack for saying the right thing at the right time for comic effect or to provoke independant pondering

"When I think back to how I was in school, it seemed like I wasn't quite there, like my body was doing its thing but my mind was elsewhere. But suddenly I feel like I've come into focus, like I can see things for the first time. It's very strange. I feel.... new born." Matt Bellamy relates these thoughts in the spacious back lounge of their tour bus, while standing on his head with a gold pen stuck up his nose. With any other singer this would seem like another attention seeking affectation; with Bellamy however, it's more an indication of his carefree 'top-of-the-world' state of mind right now."

by Skullz April 3, 2005

matthew doughty

Matthew Doughty is the sweetest guy. If you're having a bad day and you run into him, expect him to make you smile. He's also incredibly smart, and doesn't have to try very hard to make crazy good grades. Matthew Doughty, sometimes referred to as "Doughty" is also obsessed with cats. He has a lot of girl friends too, but not because he's a player..or gay..he's just a genuinely sweet guy. Sometimes he will randomly text you just to let you know how wonderful you are because he's good at making you feel special. If you have a Matthew Doughty in your life, keep him around, try not to take him for granted, and make sure you brag on him a lot to random people you know, because he totally deserves it.

"Dude, you know Matthew Doughty?" "Totally! I heard all the girls wish they could date him because he's a total sweet heart!"

by themostaccurate December 1, 2013

Matthew Foamer

When an individual inserts any number of mentos between 3 and 10 up the rectum and proceeds to buttchug an entire liter of Coca Cola or other carbonated beverage.

Damn that was hot my girlfriend Stella just sent me a video of her doing a Matthew Foamer

by Doctor Bitch Pants November 27, 2021