manked

to be high off your ass.

yo i got so manked the other night with evan and travis off that good gook.

by shannyXapple November 27, 2009

Marked&Bloched

To be Marked&bloched means that you got to know a guy pretty well on facebook. You sent him naked pictures of yourself, enjoyed sexchatting and set up a date to meet him. You fly to meet this guy/gal and after the sex you realize that he/she will never talk to you again and before you even get home they have defriended and blocked you on facebook.

I just got Marked&bloched! I'm never meeting someone online again!

by oldman99 July 26, 2011

Macked

(Verb)To get dumped publicly after heavy sexual intercourse that usually involves racist pony midgets.

Did you hear how Lexi got macked? Man that was bad.

by Seebass March 28, 2015

Mashed Potatoes

Literally the most unexplainably delicious foods ever created.

"Dude, wanna make some mashed potatoes"
"Hell ya man"

by annaa.rosee January 7, 2021

3 masketeers

What me and my girls call ourselves when we hit the town in our sexy face masks...

Lisa, Steph and Kara went out last night with their new sexy Covid face masks on, they are so the 3 masketeers!

by GlazeHer September 19, 2020

Mashed Potatoes

Mashed Potatoes means to take a sledge hammer to a paraplegic ( missing all their limbs) smashing them to a pulp and then proceeding in having sexual intercourse with the mushy remains.

A man this morning was just arrested for mashed potatoeing* a former war veteran in an airport bathroom. *Mashed Potatoes

by Herardo May 24, 2016

mashed up

See mash.

He was completely mashed up.

by Alastair November 19, 2003