lugmuffin

A particularly bulky man, who is also dumb.

That bartender is such a lugmuffin.

by femlib12345 April 28, 2023

hobo luggage

another term for an erect penis. hobos were often depicted as carrying around a stick with a sack tied to the end of it carrying their most valuable belongings; while a boner is a long stick with a sack at the end of it carrying your 'jewels.'

girl: thats alot of hobo luggage, need help carrying it?
me: well, it is weighin' me down; sure, i'll take a hand;)

by lilchris2013 November 21, 2011

Moon Luge

Similar to "Snail Trailing", except done with your ass crack, preferably sweaty. Bare ass cracked starting from the bridge of the nose down to the tip, place ass crack and slide!

Not only was I Teabagged, they threw in a Moon Luge for good measure!

by AbsolutelyTheUndeniableTruth November 2, 2012

Butt Luggage

A polite way to say SHIT! A reference in an episode of Fairly Odd Parents.

What a pile of butt luggage.

by Butt luggage disturber December 13, 2012

slut luggage

When your woman packs a bag of clothes to work everyday for the sole purpose of seeing her other man.

Have a good day honey! Oh, I see you packed your slut luggage today.

by ukonic November 7, 2015

Cock Lugie

Another term for the Male ejaculate.

Cock Lugie, I blew the biggest cock lugie on her kitchen floor, Cock Lugie.

by DJDeepWaters January 21, 2016

Butt Luggage

High fat food items that when ingested increase the size of your butt.

If you keep eating all that fried butt luggage you won't be able to fit your ass out the door.

by markeydusod April 15, 2016