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lonely creepy bastard

Tipically on a college campus in the dining hall, the person who is eating alone at a table, especially during the busy hours
Hey look, there's a lonely creepy bastard eating by themself.
"PLEASE go to dinner with me, I don't want to be the lonely creepy bastard!"
by E Jackson January 28, 2008
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Lonerise

Your friends have ditched you or you are all alone by yourself.
Just Lonerise me why don't you!
by Ashleigh Hayes!!!!!!:) November 11, 2003
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lonering

The act of being a loner or reflecting the qualities of a loner.
"What's that girl doing in that corner all by herself?"
"You know, just lonering."

"Sorry we weren't able to get you a seat next to us on the plane. Happy lonering for the next 8 hours!"
by Peggy the one and only July 5, 2012
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Bumping Lovelies

Verb

Phonetic Spelling - Bumph-peeng luhv-leez

To make love by thrusting the pelvis forward tenderly, in a delightful pleasingly provocative manner, esp. to the accompaniment of an accented musical beat. Act is accentuated by dim candlelight causing joyous explosions of happiness.

Origin:

1560–70; imit.

bef. 900; ME luvelich, OE luflīc amiable. See love, -ly

circa 2010 - english - fitzsimmons - ngainay nipay
1. My dear. Your beauty is unparalleled. I would like to engage in "Bumping Lovelies" with you.

2. Ohhh girl! Did you see who she's "Bumping Lovelies" with? Ummm mmm...She got her a lil' sumthing sumthin'

3. Oh hell no...I is fine! I'm not bumping uglies! I'm "Bumping Lovelies."

4. I love Bumping Lovelies with ya girl but everytime we do, yo mamma says we smell like Budussy. Are ya kidding me? Seriously?
by Ngai-Nipay December 3, 2010
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Lonely Pee Syndrome

The syndrome that occurs in some males that causes them to relieve themselves in a urinal directly adjacent to another male's, even when there are several open stalls away from the aforementioned male.
This dude must of had lonely pee syndrome, there were like 8 urinals and he decides to come up to mine and hold hands.
by Dan Warner June 11, 2008
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lonely

me: *stares at people*
me: sigh i wish i had friends

random person: that girl seems lonely
friend: lol, what a loser
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why am i lonely

Because your mom doesn't love you your best friends leave you and your girlfriend is cheating on you
by THICTHICDADDY21 October 5, 2021
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