Hogwarts Lightning

A sexual practice in which one person ejaculates on someone's forehead trying to form the same lightning shape Voldemort did on Harry.

- So how did you finish?
- I tried to do the Hogwarts Lightning, but I ended up drawing an Edward Scissorhands all over her face

by fikconker June 29, 2017

lightning thumbs

When you type or text extremely fast, causing you to make spelling errors

Guy: Damn she has some fast thumbs!
Other guy: Yeah she's got a bad case of lightning thumbs!

by PrincessLeia April 14, 2017

Chain Lightning

The original Chain Lightning spell dates back to 1st Edition AD&D's Unearthed Arcana by Gary Gygax, and dates back to 1985. It is a sixth level spell, and causes 1d6/level damage per level of the caster to its primary target (or half on a successful save vs. magic). It will branch out to nearby targets in a chain pattern, each subsequent strike doing one less 1d6 per branch, with as many branches as the caster has levels and will continue arcing until it is exhausted. It can be a tricky spell to use because it can hit allies or even the caster himself or herself.

The wizard casts a chain lightning spell, but since there are only a few enemies, one bolt in the chain strikes him instead.

by stormwyrm June 11, 2016

lightning mcqueen'd

When someone roasts you so hard that you can feel Lightning Mcqueen himself burning rubber all over your face.

Bystander 1: "Woah, did you see how hard Sam just roasted John?"
Bystander 2: "Yeah man, he just got fuckin Lightning Mcqueen'd!"

by SweatyMoose! April 25, 2016

lightning taco

A girl that cums really fast.

And I thought I was quick in bed then I met Lightning Taco

by Vixen395 September 20, 2016

lightning seven

Lightning seven is an achievement redeemable for 19 lad points that you can get for having vigorous sex that lasts for exactly seven minutes. If orgasm is achieved in both participants, the male's penis may be dubbed a lightning rod.

Yeah, me and Janice went for the lightning seven yesterday, came close but we were three seconds overtime.

by Vikind7667 December 29, 2016

lightning poo

The act of pooping at such an alarming speed. It has the power of an atomic bomb.

Hey dad, I understand you had some "lightning poo" earilier this evening. So I brought some cleaning supplies.

by Mr. Blister January 11, 2017