left on read

sorry to break it to you but they don’t like you back

You: “Hey”

read 6:18

left on read

by urmomsrightpinkietoe October 20, 2019

left footer

A member of the Catholic faith.

Oi, you'll want to keep an eye on your boy around Seamus... he's a left footer.

by Jim Graziano December 16, 2005

left out

Excluded due to being single/different.

You don't have a date. You're left out.

by Me. Mr, February 26, 2017

leftcath

A committed Marxist who identifies as Catholic. Accepts all materialist presuppositions, but attempts to square the circle to the common good by revolutionary means. Performatively anti-racist, but is always a northeastern upper-middle class white with father issues. Very friendly to LGBT, very often one of them.

Fr. James Martin, SJ may not be a pure leftcath (having much more Murrayite sympathies), but he agrees with them on everything that counts.

by The maccabean June 4, 2020

Left Coast

Used to describe the obvious side of the map by those who live on the opposite. Otherwise known as the West Coast.

"Hey man, where you from?"
"I'm from Washington."
"D.C.?"
"No, on the Left Coast."

by Kamikazileo March 4, 2009

to the left

From Beyonce's "Irreplaceable",

1.) Dismissed, dumped, broke off

2.) "Step aside," as in when a person is dumped: means to get out of one's face and life so that a new partner can be established.

3.) Indicating where the door is located, even if it is not actually located to the left -- "To the left" indicates that your exit is expected right fucking now.

BF: Baby, it wasn't me with that girl!
GF: Ain't got time for your excuses, playa.... to the left.

by Sugarfoot December 9, 2008

Left Lane Dick

Mini-Van Moms (and sometimes dads) that have no concept of their surroundings. You can drive on their bumper for an hour flickering your high beams and trying to get them to move right...it will have no effect...they are in their own world...

That chick in the grey Caravan is a real Left Lane Dick!

by IhateLeftLaneDrivers June 7, 2004