Lazy Susie

When you put your dick in a girls throat and balance vertically on her face with no limbs touching the ground and spin while still in a vertical axis similar to a lazy susie on a table

Janet’s beach is so strong we decided to do the fasted lazy susie ever!

by Thickshitdrippingniggers March 23, 2019

Lazy Dill

Refers to the act of male masturbates clean up, instead of opting for the tradition 'jizz rag' a man may simply choose to rub his man sauce into your stomach and falls asleep. The next morning the solidified semen is simply peeled off and dispose of.

Kyle did the Lazy Dill last night while his roommate slept, Kyle is a triflin.

by Dill Nut October 3, 2008

Lazy Susan

Orally stimulating a woman's genitalia while she is driving.

Yea brah. She gave me road head so at the next stop sign we pulled a Chinese fire drill and I finished her off with a lazy susan.

by #roastbeeftakeout September 6, 2016

lazy anna

when, during sexual activity, a partner (usually male) finds themselves in need of urinating and is too lazy to get up and go pee. so they simply have their partner open their mouth and they proceed to empty their bladder in it.

yo, bitch! open wide! ima pull a lazy anna!

by anal anthony August 4, 2007

lazy fair

Half-assed

You don't understand, I'm lazy fair. That document is too bits and bytes for me.

by Hal Jalikakik December 7, 2010

lazy poon

is a young rachael hagerpoon, who sleeps till noon,
and howls at the moon.

she has extremely holey pants, and feeds of of coffee and cigs.

she has an EXTREMELY large penis as well

titties!
lazy poon

by JOBYYY October 23, 2010

Lazy Speed

More commonly known as marijuana or pot

Man, oh man...we ridin' that lazy speed.

by Steagles April 9, 2006