Sam Locke is a strange creature from another world that transcended to ours in the 4th century. He has since remained here stalking little kids and swallowing their souls. He is blonde and 5'11 with shoes on and has the face of a demon. He currently stalks a young brown-haired half-bear Alaskan man named Clive Hobbs.
by Michael Myers "Nick Castle" October 20, 2021
Get the Sam Lockemug. Metro Lock – also known as Tube locking, is when an individual or select set are placed in no mans land on a Metrolink or on the Tube. They have know where to hold onto during a bumpy, dodgy journey. Frightened and terrified and with the only one outcome, they lock onto the nearest salty passenger close at hand, holding onto dear life before they depart the Metro/tube and carry on with their daily majestic lives. Walking on, they and the poor helpless victim have just encountered Metro Locking!
"Metro Locking"
Phil – (Chuckling) Did you just see that guy?!!
Daz – (Also chuckling) Yeah!! He just metro locked that poor old woman. I think he’s still hanging off her like a dog on heat!!
Phil – (Chuckling) Did you just see that guy?!!
Daz – (Also chuckling) Yeah!! He just metro locked that poor old woman. I think he’s still hanging off her like a dog on heat!!
by Phil Ireland January 28, 2009
Get the Metro Lockingmug. A Velcro-like interaction between one person’s facial hair and another person’s pubic hair wherein the two become inextricably linked, typically achieved during the action of fellatio or cunnilingus.
by KAtMalZ November 25, 2022
Get the Pube-lockedmug. Tall big man. His dick is the size of a forearm. He can go tripod anywhere he please. He loves to eat ass and squeeze titties. All the bitches love him. Makes funs of his friends for having small penises. He is extremally smart with a 6.9 gpa.
by Adolf H1tler November 4, 2021
Get the Samuel Lockemug. inability to cook any other way but frying!!. -baking, steaming, boiling OR broiling; totally UNACCEPTABLE!!
if the food isn't cooked submerged in grease at high temperature, it is deemed WRONG!
a practice of cooking specific to many african 'tribes', also common in s. america.
if the food isn't cooked submerged in grease at high temperature, it is deemed WRONG!
a practice of cooking specific to many african 'tribes', also common in s. america.
health nut judy was reluctant to eat at dewayne's, because she knew he was fry-locked.
all the fast-food joints are totally fry-locked!
went to mcfoolsley's where they steam, boil, broil or bake!
a non fry-locked establishment!, SO nice to get a 'shit sammich' STEAMED!
all the fast-food joints are totally fry-locked!
went to mcfoolsley's where they steam, boil, broil or bake!
a non fry-locked establishment!, SO nice to get a 'shit sammich' STEAMED!
by michael foolsley March 10, 2013
Get the fry-lockedmug. An old meme from the song The Clash - Rock the Casbah Because on a part of the song it says Rock the Casbah But it sounds Like Lock The Takbar referencing the Windows Lock The Taskbar feature
Person 1 (Singing):The shareef don't like it, Lock The Taskbar, Lock The Taskbar
Person 2:you are saying it wrong its "The shareef don't like it, Rockin' the Casbah, Rock the Casbah"
Person 1:oh...
Person 2:you are saying it wrong its "The shareef don't like it, Rockin' the Casbah, Rock the Casbah"
Person 1:oh...
by napstaa967 December 10, 2019
Get the Lock The Taskbarmug. When you have a party on xbox live and an annoying friend gets online, so you make the party invite only to avoid being annoyed by said friend
Herp is now online
All players: Lock the party, lock the party, lock the party!
Party leader: I locked it, crisis averted!
All players: Lock the party, lock the party, lock the party!
Party leader: I locked it, crisis averted!
by Revered April 17, 2012
Get the lock the partymug.