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lanced

A new term for celebrities who have been forced to reveal they're gay. Usually it begins when an article about the person possibly being gay appears on www.PerezHilton.com.
Can you believe Doogie Howser just got lanced?
by ChristinaFL November 7, 2006
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Lance

Little scrawny boy, no friends, no life, no clout, no bitches. Dick rides his cousins that start with the following: Kyle or Leandre. Dick rides his friends. Small penis to the point where it’s microscopic. Lonely, but has his lil bro with him. He’s also fruity and ALWAYS son his man period whenever you do the slightest thing like breathing or some shit.
Bro why do you always gotta pull off a Lance
by tuhmayto June 21, 2019
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lancashire

Lancashire, AKA. Shitbucket, home of Chinese people and crazy swimmers. Nowhere near as good as Yorkshire.
T'only good thing t'cum oot've Lancashire is t'train.
by Joe W December 7, 2006
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Lance

shit or poop, to shit, or shat or shitting.
1) Oh man i just lanced my pants!
2) Who lanced and didnt flush?
3) Ha Ha lance the bed!
4) Dude your house smells like lance
5) Man i gotta lance so bad
by toomey hahaha <3 October 24, 2008
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Lanced

To lose a game and or sport by one ball (billiards)
I played a game of pool and got lanced! That joker must have hustled me.
by WahDahTah September 25, 2010
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lanceford

Good looking lad who is caring at heart. Get to know him, he is a little bit broken, however has the ability to make anyone smile and make their day. He also has a long cock.
Guy: Look it's Lanceford!!
People: Ohhh Lance is on the the bus, Lance is on the bus....what up Lance?
by Cliffhood February 20, 2017
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lancz

A person that will look at memes all day he'll stop and talk about the kazoo kid but then tell u the Dankest shit to ever be herd.
Did u see that lancz in class to day
by Lancz March 26, 2017
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