Kyle

A Stereotypical white man.

Look at that Kyle over there drinking coffee from Starbucks and doing his yoga.

by Aldo, YO May 7, 2008

KYLED

When you’re your buddy throws you under the bus, or dimes you out.

When Kyle stole some butter from the live in trailer, he kyled every one on shift by calling up Hanna and telling her what we did

by RON P October 23, 2007

Kyle

an awkard manhoe who wants to get in every girls pants, isnt very attractive, and has a bad acne problem.

katelyn:hi
kyle:hi, can i get in your pants
Katelyn:??

kyle:lets makeout
girl: ew, no!

by ksdahfkj January 13, 2008

Kyle

Kyle knows what’s really going on in the world. He’s a smartass most of the time but can be genuine when it counts. If you have a friend like Kyle you probably have the same views as him. An evil ginger -like all gingers- if you get on his bad side. Kyle is fun loving and always learning something new. If you know a Kyle you know they love to fly drones and sing to old rock songs about life in its truest light.

Friend “did you know…”
Kyle “yeah I watched an entire documentary on it last night! 🤠

by That Small Town Girl November 27, 2021

Kyle

The purest form of evil; those who are bird sympathizers.

The kyles are plotting against us.

by KyleVogel January 18, 2020

To Kyle

To punch, kick, or otherwise perforate drywall or similar surface for amusement, especially when fueled by Monster Energy, NOS, malt liquor or other unsavory beverage.

Brundon and I were several PBRs deep when we decided to go Extreme Makeover: Home Edition and started to Kyle every wall in my stepdad Jerry's home.

by Godel Beckham Jr. November 4, 2021

Kyle

A man who drinks monster energy and is a real man.

Kyle is awsome

by SHITHEADDICKBITCHFUCKINGCOONS August 17, 2019