Kyle is someone who stocks up on Monster Energy Drinks for all 4 seasons. They play football and are very athletic. They are very energetic and can't seem to stay still. They are 6'11. They smash all the girls that they almost smash as much as Chad.
Goddamn....
Goddamn....
dumb 5'2 jeremy: "chILLOUT, KYLE. Stop drinking all the Monster and Gatorade drinks. We are saving them for the game!"
Chad: "Stfu, Jermery... piece of shit"
Chad: "Stfu, Jermery... piece of shit"
by kooksthetic October 15, 2019
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by Karenmotherofkyleandchad August 17, 2019
Get the Kyle mug.Kyle.. there is a lot to say. He’s a cute boy who is smart and funny. He’s the kind of guy who would give you his hoodie when you say your cold or cuddle you when you had a ruff day. He would kiss your temple and tell you everything would be ok and that he’s there for you always. Before he kisses you he would look you deep into your eyes. When your to tired to get to bed he would carry you to bed and tuck you in. If you were drunk he wouldn’t take advantage of you, he would hold your hair back. When you haven’t seen him in weeks or even months he would run up to you and hug you tight. If any guy is ever hitting on you or even getting to close he would come up to you put him arm around your waist and say “sorry she’s mine” and pull you away even if you didn’t want to leave. When he would dance with you he would tease you and try to but his hands on your butt but you would slap his hand away. He would smirk and try again until you let him. He is the perfect guy.
Person one ”Do you see how Kyle looks at you before he kisses you?”
You “No, explain”
Person one “ He looks at you like your his everything”
You “No, explain”
Person one “ He looks at you like your his everything”
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Kyle is very loving and kind hearted
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