The king of the Monster Energy stash. He drinks it all the time You better get on this guy's good side. If this is failed guard your drywall or it will be punched.
by sk00bi May 18, 2020
Get the Kylemug. Usually a drinker of monster energy drinks,elimanates drywall as thanos's snap eliminated half the world's population,and acts like a 4th grader insult wise
by TheMostAntiFurryBoiEva July 22, 2019
Get the Kylemug. The classic blonde douchebag that chugs monster energy drinks, will die for his frat brothers, wears white polos with palm trees on them with pink shorts that fall at either 4 inches above the knee or halfway down the shin and birks, sings Acapella, says he listens to country music to try to impress girls with his down to earth nature and emotional capacity to love a girl even though he doesn't even know who Luke Combs is, and is a no ball-having bitch.
Four-year-old daughter trying to enjoy her time at Disneyland: Mommy, who is that man over there that looks completely tuned out of reality, singing to himself?
Mommy: Oh honey, that is just a Kyle. Don't worry about him right now, but in 14 years just be prepared to encounter 12,563 of them trying to steal ur heart even though they're just empty hearted-pussy-douchebags.
Four-year-old daughter: Yeah mommy, I can see his thong from here.
Mommy: Oh honey, that is just a Kyle. Don't worry about him right now, but in 14 years just be prepared to encounter 12,563 of them trying to steal ur heart even though they're just empty hearted-pussy-douchebags.
Four-year-old daughter: Yeah mommy, I can see his thong from here.
by HaterofallKyles July 10, 2019
Get the Kylemug. by 12357839e74738 April 3, 2020
Get the Kylemug. kyle is really cool and has a really cool sense of humor but if you don’t understand his jokes you don’t understand it and he’s probably kinda cute too but kyle has an unhealthy addiction to Monster energy drinks and punching holes in his wall.
by Sara Lyn Bread Co. June 25, 2019
Get the Kylemug. by Tasty 69420 October 29, 2019
Get the Kylemug. A Kyle is a guy who goes to the bar alone picking fights with everyone after his big motocross tournament and goes home drunk and pissed off. not long after that he beats his wife. A fully grown Kyle is about 6'3 in height, skinny muscular body type and punches holes in walls. he loves meth and monster energy which is why he is way to fucking aggressive.
Person 1: Oh no! crackhead Kyle is beating his wife again.
Person 2: Oh god! to much monster and meth i guess...
Person 2: Oh god! to much monster and meth i guess...
by User015 July 16, 2019
Get the Kylemug.