Someone who doesn't have words to express something and they pound on the keyboard to show how excited/angry they are. Can also be used as a noun to describe the text of a keyboard spaz.
-internet chat room-
Person 1: Did you hear? Someone baked a 400 pound brownie!
Person 2: 823yu4iwhjfkfisdhsadknf;sdjfhoasuidfhsa REALLY?!!!??!!?!!?!
Person 1: Keyboard spaz much?
Person 1: Did you hear? Someone baked a 400 pound brownie!
Person 2: 823yu4iwhjfkfisdhsadknf;sdjfhoasuidfhsa REALLY?!!!??!!?!!?!
Person 1: Keyboard spaz much?
by Mitchmich May 6, 2010
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im keybored today and every other day because my mail box is full of spam, and all the comments i read on youtube are spam. i watch the same youtube videos all day to see how many views they have...im keybored. my girlfriends' left me so they could be more intuned to their keyboredness. ughh...i lost my job because i was a straight up keybored.
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The act of combining letters symbols and sometime numbers to create a nonsensical sentence used to describe emotions to strong for words. Often used by gays, Twitter stans, and bottoms
Person A: Hey look at this Yeonjun Edit to that 6ft tall audio
Person B: Hghdugjeisgvbf
Person A: what..?
Person B: sorry, I was keyboard smashing
Person B: Hghdugjeisgvbf
Person A: what..?
Person B: sorry, I was keyboard smashing
by Yeonjun is 6ft tall September 7, 2021
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A person who doesn't protest, kill its enemy with gun or demonstrate against its enemy and just hogwashes on the internet is a Keyboard Maoist. Comrade Mao's term the Revolutionary of Words, suits the Keyboard Maoists.
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That's a person that who scared to death of others when in person, yet feels free to insult you most creatively online. That's the lowest form of cowardice.
It's like those people pulling FU signs in their car, knowing you can't catch them as you're turning the other direction or when they see a huge guy coming out his car, hit full throttle or pass out out of fear.
If you can't say it to someone's face, DON'T say it elsewhere, if you have one atom of self-pride in your body!
That's a person that who scared to death of others when in person, yet feels free to insult you most creatively online. That's the lowest form of cowardice.
It's like those people pulling FU signs in their car, knowing you can't catch them as you're turning the other direction or when they see a huge guy coming out his car, hit full throttle or pass out out of fear.
If you can't say it to someone's face, DON'T say it elsewhere, if you have one atom of self-pride in your body!
by Awingman October 19, 2022
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Guy1: I love my Alphabetical keyboard!
Guy2: You weirdo, none even remembers the alphabet these days...
Guy2: You weirdo, none even remembers the alphabet these days...
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Normal person: furries should be illegal
Sjw: thats very furr-phobic of you
Normal person: go eat your keyboard furry
Sjw: thats very furr-phobic of you
Normal person: go eat your keyboard furry
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